how do you want the world to end

[Sylvine]

How about "Not at all"? Certainly not in my lifetime, and I'd be an asshole to want it to happen after that.

~Sylv

 

[rekabdarb]

Everyone becomes sterile instantly.

You want Children of Men to happen?! That shit was intense man.

Zombie apocalypse. Because they are slow, weak, and stupid. Their food source and reproduction are also the same thing and they are trying to kill them.
Because the zombies wouldn't get past patient zero.

 

[putowtin]

with a wimper...

no bang, no war, just... wimper

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Go watch the Big Picture episode focusing on "Night of the Lepus". That is how I would love the world to end .

 

[Iron Mal]

Is there a 'I'm quite happy for the world to continue existing' option?

Failing that:

Ragnarok baby!

This.

If we're going to have an apocolypse then it might as well be the single most epic moment of human history, complete with heavy metal soundtrack and an aura of manliness so powerful it would put Reb Brown to shame.

 

[satanslawer123]

I hope it's destroyed to make way for a hyperspace bypass.

so hitch-hikers style?

 

[Soods]

I hope it's destroyed to make way for a hyperspace bypass.

so hitch-hikers style?

much internets for you, sir

Spoiler

 

[boag]

Massive Worldwide Invasion by Pollinic Girls.

 

[satanslawer123]

Massive Worldwide Invasion by Pollinic Girls.

okay then....

 

[airrazor7]

I'd like to see the massive battle between the warring factions of Jesus and Lucifer the Bible keeps promising me.

Or Chuck Norris finally dividing by zero due to boredom.

 

[CrimsonBlaze]

Global Warming? Nuclear War?

No none of those things. What will destroy the world is...CARD GAMES!

Someone plays a card game...and then BOOM! End of the world...

Will it be cardgames on motorcycles?

That's sounds stupid.

Come on, it will be a card game, while standing completely still...
...ON
...THE
...GROUND!

 

[iastreb93]

Zombies. Totally. Or Dragons.












OR BOTH.

 

[imnot]

CoD is banned worldwide, 9 year olds fro mxbox live use the skills the game tought them to takeo evr all the countries, then they find the nuke launch buttons, call eachother fags until someone presses it.

 

[Aptspire]

Dragons return and destroy the world.

Came here to say this, I love Skyrim

 

[thelonewolf266]

Alien invasion because if Hollywood has taught us anything it will be fun while it lasts.

 

[CrimsonBlaze]

Massive Worldwide Invasion by Pollinic Girls.

The f***?

 

[scoopz]

Zombie Apocalypse.

I've been conditioned my entire life for one. I wouldn't know what to do with myself if the world ended in any other way.

Zombie Apocalypse for the same reasons.

 

[DarksideFlame]

Don't really care how it ends as long as I'm dead before it happens (And Mass Effect 3 has been released)

 

[DarksideFlame]

Double post, sorry

 

[Jabberwock King]

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Holy shit, that picture is beautiful. Where did you find it?

Anyway, I'm surprised that there haven't been nearly enough creative responses in this thread (though there were some great ones), so I'll try my best.

Sheogorath comes to life and claims the Earth for his enjoyment and proceeds to play with the populace in fun/demented ways. After finally growing bored of this, he transforms everyone into cheese and morphs the world into a giant head of lettuce. He then paints a troll face on the moon and rides away on an antique tricycle to the center of the galaxy, where he builds a bridge made of fish.