How do you want to die
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I wish to die defending the helicopters as they carry people away from the zombie hoard. Marching into the hoard heavy machine gun in hand as the helicopters fill, tossing the weapon aside as it runs out of ammo, drawing a pair of M1911 and emptying both into the oncoming hoard and finally detonating a a kilo of C4 i had strapped onto me just as the final copter takes off.
Or like Batman. He goes out killing an evil god. Gotta love that death.
Or like Batman. He goes out killing an evil god. Gotta love that death.
My head chopped off with a lightsaber while wearing a pair of speedos and holding a bottle of cheap champagne and a bowling pin.
"I will smash the earth with my own fists." -Hime, The lucifer and biscuit hammer.
If I had the strength I would.
If I had the strength I would.
eighty years old, steal a sports car, load up on ammunition, and go down in a hail of bullets after a tricounty rampage. naked.
You know the bit in heroes when Hiro goes to time square? Do that, arms out... disapear in a flash of light.
My tomb stone will either say: Back in 5 minutes or I told you I was sick......
Death by robots...... or maybe pirates.
Death by robots...... or maybe pirates.
There are several different ways:
However if I don't feel pain and happen to know for a fact that I'm going to die in a few days...
I'd love to do some really insane shit, such as stealing a ferrari[from a dealer, not a person, dealer's get insurance against that shit], having an epic police chase(where none get hurt hopefully), and just generally fuck around having fun, doing stuff I wouldn't do normally as I'd be scared of dying and the consequences, until eventually I fuck up and die, or presuming I don't fuck up, I'd love to take out as many assholes** as I can until the cops kill me.
*This is my end assuming I don't have a wife or girlfriend. If I do have a wife, I'd like to go out while sleeping next to her(not exactly fair on her, unless she went out at the same time, but y'know).
**Assholes being people I despise, such as rapists, guys who abuse the women in their lives, kiddy touchers.. you get the idea(don't ever get me started on rapists and guys that abuse their wives/girlfriends, you'll end up with a rant a book long).
I would however like to add that I'd love this to be after my most favourite meal, and several invigorating hours with not only the maiden but several others*Rock Avich said:
However if I don't feel pain and happen to know for a fact that I'm going to die in a few days...
I'd love to do some really insane shit, such as stealing a ferrari[from a dealer, not a person, dealer's get insurance against that shit], having an epic police chase(where none get hurt hopefully), and just generally fuck around having fun, doing stuff I wouldn't do normally as I'd be scared of dying and the consequences, until eventually I fuck up and die, or presuming I don't fuck up, I'd love to take out as many assholes** as I can until the cops kill me.
*This is my end assuming I don't have a wife or girlfriend. If I do have a wife, I'd like to go out while sleeping next to her(not exactly fair on her, unless she went out at the same time, but y'know).
**Assholes being people I despise, such as rapists, guys who abuse the women in their lives, kiddy touchers.. you get the idea(don't ever get me started on rapists and guys that abuse their wives/girlfriends, you'll end up with a rant a book long).
Sexual exhaustion? Maybe fired out of a cannon with my fist stretched out as I splatter superman style against some enemy of mine