How do you want to die?

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Either doing something awesome or knowing I've done something awesome.
If I could choose, I'd pull a Yuri Gagarin and stay in the goddamn plane falling out of the sky just steer it away from other people.
 

Zhukov

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As gently and painlessly as possible thanks.

Well, that or single handedly holding the line against the demonic horde. That works too.
 

ISawAFish

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Marter said:
I want to take myself out. When I'm finished, anyway. I don't want anything, or anyone, else to get the satisfaction. I'm also fine with dying of "natural causes". Nature is the only thing I want, apart from myself, to kill me.
This is pretty much my exact thoughts, nothing or no one but me gets to decide when I die. I control my own life so I want to control my own death.
 

Nexoram

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Dags90 said:
MasterOfWorlds said:
Or having sex with my gf and suddenly dying of a massive heartattack or something.
That would be seriously gross and traumatic for the other person though. Also, heart attacks aren't instant death, and they're usually pretty painful. A massive aneurysm is probably a better way to go.

I'd like to die happy.
Well at least someone apart from me is just content with a modest death. Asleep, old and wizened I shall go.
 

jawakiller

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Just finishing something really epic. Like blowing up the building full of baddies, saving the world, getting the chick and then dying in her arms, giving all within earshot a practiced monologue. That would be sweat. And then they'd make a movie out of my life (toning down the truth so its not too unrealistic) starring some good actor (I can't think of any because all the kid actors nowadays suck). Rated R for uh, um... What starts with R? Really cool stuff. Yeah, that. Rated R for really cool stuff.
 

viranimus

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Well being shot didnt work and really wasnt all that fun. I think being diabetic I would like to go out in combination heart attack resulting in diabetic coma induced by honey covered hookers. Yes.. that will do just nicely.
 

iamthe1

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Fighting evil insectoid aliens on some god-forsaken rock on the other side of the galaxy. So come on NASA! I only got one life here!
 

rancher of monsters

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Okay, here it goes. Downtown NYC, rush hour, I square of with the last of the Ninja clan that I have spent the better part of an hour fighting. Finally, at the top of the skyscraper, I have my last opponent weakened. Charging forwards I kick him through the glass of the window behind him, sending us both plumetting to the ground below. We share a breif struggle before we hit the ground, but when we finally land pedestrians are greeted to the sight of our fallen bodies, my nuts on top of his face. I will die giving the most epic teabagging in the history of mankind.

You know, that or Snu-Snu.
 

theevilsanta

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On the first manned mission to Mars. Everything is going great, we're on our way back and found proof of extraterrestrial life!

Then something goes wrong. Our ship is being attacked by a small vessel on the port side. It's an alien craft, but probably just a scout. The tech genius devises a plan to launch our used landing craft at the alien craft like a missile, filled with half our oxygen. But it needs someone to ignite it. I'm the only one uninjured at this point, and accept my duty.

As I'm launched from the shit in our small landing craft I look out the small window at the strange curves of the alien craft. Then my eyes focus beyond the craft, at the stars behind. I realize there's never been a human so isolated. The craft grows to fill the window. I wait until the impact and see the walls of my craft disintegrate. The last thing I feel before I ignite the cabin is a sudden propulsion. It's almost like I'm back on Earth, with gravity holding me close.

The alien craft is destroyed, and my surviving crew marks the debris with a transmitter for retrieval by future ships. Research of the collected data confirms that this alien race is only interested in one thing - expansion, destruction, and harvest. We also learn from their technology. My name becomes the rallying call for all nations on Earth. For the first time in human history, all people unite. They build defenses, and a hundred years later the aliens come again. And we are ready.
 

crazy_egyptian

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In a burning building, after I have gone in multitudes of times to rescue everybody I possibly can, with a stereo pumping out Jon Bon Jovi's Blaze of Glory in the background.

Failing that, being strapped to thousands of wires and having the entire capacity of a nuclear power station pass through me and annihilate me.
 

Communist partisan

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How often will these threads come up? isn't it enough with the bunch we already have?

OP: I don't wanna die or get old really so I will drink from the fountain of youth.
 

BrightBlackDaylight

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I don't care -how- I die, so long as when I die it doesn't bother me too much. I don't want to die still terrified of death. I'm not saying I ever want to give up on life while there's still a chance, but in the moment before my death I want to be reconciled with the fact that I am about to end.