When you jumped off the cliff, the sudden jerk of the noose might make you miss with the gun, which then might mean you shoot through the rope, which would then mean you landed in the sea, which would probably extinguish the petrol. The seawater you might have swallowed might make you vomit up the painkillers and alcohol, and the impact with the water might jar the nail bomb loose. You then might get picked up by a local fishing crew, who might staunch the flow of blood from your wrist.Spaloooooka said:Strap a nail bomb to my chest. Take 5 packets of painkillers and 5 of asprin, down as much of a litre of vodka/spirit as I could. Put a noose, of nylon rope, around my neck. Sit on the edge of a tall cliff, dowse myself in petrol. Then slit my wrist, light the petrol and shoot myself in the head.
Sorry, I had to
. It'd still be a pretty epic story though, thinking about it OT: Some sort of heroic act, outside, in the snow.
