How do you want to go?
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I have a strange feeling I'm going to die in an unusual way. Probably get squished at my job under a runaway roll of paper that weighs around 1,500 pounds.
That's option one. The more likely option is that I'll die while trying to see how fast I can get from point A to point B. I can't explain it; I'm a speed freak. Oddly enough; I've never gotten a ticket for speeding, but Goddamn, don't run those fucking stop signs whatever you do. I swear a cop has been there EVERY SINGLE TIME the eleven times I've done it in my life.
That's option one. The more likely option is that I'll die while trying to see how fast I can get from point A to point B. I can't explain it; I'm a speed freak. Oddly enough; I've never gotten a ticket for speeding, but Goddamn, don't run those fucking stop signs whatever you do. I swear a cop has been there EVERY SINGLE TIME the eleven times I've done it in my life.
I want to die from having a heart attack from taking too much drugs while playing a cover of Psycroptic - Crulety Incarnated before the 1,000,000 people audience.
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from being shot at by cops after i single-handedly murdered and devoured every single person at my college while listening to Rammstein - Keine Lust.Either way i want to die while listening to music.
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from being shot at by cops after i single-handedly murdered and devoured every single person at my college while listening to Rammstein - Keine Lust.Either way i want to die while listening to music.
Ill get a length of cheese wire and fashion it into a noose, then when in position I'll super glue my hands to my head.
When they find my body, it'll look as if I ripped my head clean off.
When they find my body, it'll look as if I ripped my head clean off.
i dont. but hey its gona happen.
if i do, it would be to jump off an incredibly tall building, at least 10 ten seconds of pure adrenaline and freedom, followed by a millisecond of unimaginable agony. why not.
if i do, it would be to jump off an incredibly tall building, at least 10 ten seconds of pure adrenaline and freedom, followed by a millisecond of unimaginable agony. why not.
Nah, it's quite awesome ... unoriginal but definitely worth quoting (unlike my lame attempt).CardinalPiggles said:
Just trying desperately now to remember where I first saw/heard it.
If you were committing suicide that'd be a pretty goddamn cool way of going about it. Particularly if there was some way for the wire to be automatically disposed of after.
Oh! I change mine to this provided I'm dueling a ninja.latenightapplepie said:Combine the two: free-falling 13,000 feet whilst engaging in a katana duel!ocelot0222222 said:
The same way I was born; screaming and covered in someone else's blood.
Truthful answer: Stroke whilst alseep. I don't want to suffer, and I want to be at peace when it happens.
Truthful answer: Stroke whilst alseep. I don't want to suffer, and I want to be at peace when it happens.
Evaporated, with every single particle in my body spread equally throughout the universe. Hopefully I'll get there.. in a few hundred billion years.
That, or insanity. Maybe I will walk around mumbling incoherently for myself for a few days while I die of thirst and hunger. Then my friends and family get depressed, and pretty soon this entire city is gone from the map..
That, or insanity. Maybe I will walk around mumbling incoherently for myself for a few days while I die of thirst and hunger. Then my friends and family get depressed, and pretty soon this entire city is gone from the map..
While protecting the earth from flying retarded monster ninjas, while wielding a broadsword made out of laser and boobs that shoots fire everytime Morgan Freeman is having wild passioned sex with a lady or man, and in my darkest hour Jesus will be sent down from god to fight by my side showing of his manly and masculine abs. And in the end i will sacrefice my life for all of humanity and Jesus abs by pimp-slapping the big flying retarded monster leader in the balls.
And somehow that kills me.
The end.
And somehow that kills me.
The end.