How I escaped from Hell

[Kud]

Basically we are just making a journal of how we are escaping from hell.

You as the player have to fill in one day of the journal.

Example:

Player 1: Day 37. I had some cake today.
Player 2: Day 38. I used the left overs of the cake to create a waterslide! somehow...

Please be more creative then me...

If you get ninja'd then please fix it as fast as possible.

Remember, nothing rude or I will eat your first born child.

Now, im not going to start because I can't think of a good first day, so someone else do it.
Ok go.

EDIT: And now I have changed the title back to its original name because I remembered how much I hate RP.

 

[RavingPenguin]

Day 1: Vomited on my shoes, demons gave me new ones. For some reason they have teeth... and I am scared of them... *hits shoe* No! Do not eat my foot! D:<

 

[CounterAttack]

Day 2: Began eating through prison bars, thanks to the demon shoes.

 

[RavingPenguin]

Day 3: Bars are thicker than anticipated, recruited rats to help. Go my pretties! AHAHAHAHAAAAA...

 

[Kud]

Day 4: The rats have died from eating too much metal and im running out of food...

 

[CounterAttack]

Day 5: Ate a rat, threw it up ten minutes later. Demon shoes making little progress; teeth are starting to break.

Demon of Revenge poked me with a flaming stick today. Nasty burns on my left arm.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Day 6: The Demon shoes died today. Found some more rats, and fed some of the shoes to them.

 

[CounterAttack]

Day 7: Rats have gained demonic properties thanks to their diet of Demon shoes. They now have red eyes, black skin and huge fangs.

Oh, wait...

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Day 8: Rats ignore all reasoning, and have set up their own territory in one of the corners. May be dangerous to approach, but may one day be useful...

 

[CounterAttack]

Day 9: Attempted communication with the rats has led me to believe that they are capable of telepathy. I have tried to coerce them to slip through the bars of my cell and bring me back something to eat, but they refuse because I ate their brother.

Aforementioned brother rat has been absorbed into the floor.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Day 10: Using assorted junk, I plan on making a clockwork army to defend me from the rats, and perhaps enslave them. The hunger is getting worse, need to find a source of food...

 

[CounterAttack]

Day 11: I was removed from my cell to endure an hour's torment. They all laughed as I writhed in agony... it was ridiculous. It's not even funny from my perspective. When I got back the rats had multiplied; they appear to have doubled in numbers, and have stolen some of my things to build a small home.

 

[S.R.S.]

Day 13: Passed out yesterday ate too many rats. I can hear the rats mating... I can not sleep.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Day 15: The rats I singed with fire now bow down to me as if I am a god. This will be useful for collecting things from outside my prison.

 

[Vrex360]

Day 16: Met another damned soul who went by the name of Preston, he however seems determined to escape. He presents me with a plan involving a dragon, some rope and a pitchfork and to his credit it seems to function quite nicely. But I doubt if I can trust Preston, when I asked him what his sin was he got very angry and vicious and refused to talk about it.

He did however, tell me the specifics of his death... apparently he had been shot by an alien that went by the name of 'Vee Wrex'.

 

[Sam G]

Day 17: The rats ate Preston's hands, and now he won't speak to me. I'm so lonely...

 

[Kud]

Day 18: I have just realized that I missed day 12... Oh well.

I have decided to start urinating on the bars to try to rust them, Its very hard since there isn't much water down here in hell...

 

[The Hairminator]

Day 19: After a day of urinating I just can't keep doing it. I can't remember the last time I drank something.

The rats have become increasingly hostile, and they have started to bother Preston, biting off small pieces of him.

 

[Kud]

Day 20: The rats killed Preston today. After much consideration I have come to the conclusion that eating Preston's remains is the best idea ever.

Then me and Preston can be together forever... *Twitch*

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Day 21: I am starting to regret feeding the dead demon shoes to the rats. The corner they took over is now a fortress covered in little spikes... If I can get past the spikes, I may be able to get something useful...