Mrsnugglesworth said:
I did read it. It was a good book. This is my unbiased PoV.
Yeah, see, that's where you're wrong. Yeah, that's right, your
opinion is wrong! The book was pretty much non-stop "holyshitedwardissogoddamnedhot". Edward is pretty much the male equivalent of a Mary Sue...there's a name for it, I think, can't remember though. Every time he enters the scene, Bella has to describe how erotic his hair/breath/face/junk/etc. is. All the characters have the depth of a cardboard cut out.
Mrsnugglesworth said:
THAT SHIT MADE ME WANT TO DIE BY A MOTHERFUCKING SPOON, WHY DID SHE DO THIS TO VAMPIRES!?
Yeah, vampires have officially been ruined forever, or at least until this horrendous fad dies down.