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Denmark.
We try hard to be taken seriously, like the tiny boy who want to hang with the cool kids. Our idol is the head of the gang, named Americano, and we got our head so far up his butt its hard to tell where he stops and we begin.
We are a very polite nation, and unfortunatly, quite a bit gullible.
We try hard to be taken seriously, like the tiny boy who want to hang with the cool kids. Our idol is the head of the gang, named Americano, and we got our head so far up his butt its hard to tell where he stops and we begin.
We are a very polite nation, and unfortunatly, quite a bit gullible.
I'm from Sweden and you guys kick our butts at everything, except ruining your own country, of course. We rule at that.Danish rage said:
The world probably still sees us as a bunch of sex-crazed sinners and that all our women are hot blondes. We're also supposedly progressive, very tolerant and modern.
The truth is that there are almost no blondes (they all have dark roots...), sex is just as much of a problem here as anywhere else, our government hates the country and the Swedish people and they have recently changed the constitution; they've removed all significance of a Swedish citizenship and redefined the country as a "multicultural" nation where everyone is the same. Anyone who draws a breath in Sweden is automatically as Swedish as a person could possibly be.
In short, screw all this snow - I'm moving to Japan.
Also, saunas.Turing said:
Me, I'm from Sweden, and we're usually portrayed as blonde and good looking with german names. And our women are always promiscuous.
I love that you used Hetalia as an example; Scotland doesn't even get a character in that, we're just a bird that sits on England's head, trying and failing to get him to notice us.nin_ninja said:
But yes, Scots seem to have a bad reputation, being potrayed as either ginger, drunk, potty-mouthed, tight-fisted, or a combination of the above. Also NO ONE CAN IMITATE A SCOTS ACCENT!! so many attempts are just so bad (I'm looking at you, Mike Myers). Also, Fat Bastard is a really bad example of a Scotsman.
Wales. Everyone thinks we're England.Mr Pantomime said:
Also, we all sing in choirs, we love our sheep a tad too much and we are all down the coal pits mining.
WAIT, HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! Have you even seen "Flashpoint" (the TV series from Canada)? That show is pure brilliance! (and it's even on TV here in Norway).nin_ninja said:
On topic though, I dunno. Does Norway have any stereotypes that isn't made by Swedes or Danes?
Sweden.
We're mostly associated with being extremely gay friendly, have blonde, blue-eyed, big breasted women who play soccer and socialism of late.
We're actually pretty boring, in my opinion. The most interesting things we have are the old castles, our architecture in general and the Science-Fiction book/random stuff store.
(P.S, I don't have blonde hair, blue-eyes and I don't play soccer. I have a nice chest though, imo.
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We're mostly associated with being extremely gay friendly, have blonde, blue-eyed, big breasted women who play soccer and socialism of late.
We're actually pretty boring, in my opinion. The most interesting things we have are the old castles, our architecture in general and the Science-Fiction book/random stuff store.
(P.S, I don't have blonde hair, blue-eyes and I don't play soccer. I have a nice chest though, imo.
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Norway?
People think of us as self-centered arseholes, which in most cases would be true.
We're also arrogant, but the thing most people outside Scandinavia associate us with is vikings, fish, metal and skiing.
And blondes, both Sweden and Norway are known for the fact that every single inhabitant in the country is a hot blonde girl.
People think of us as self-centered arseholes, which in most cases would be true.
We're also arrogant, but the thing most people outside Scandinavia associate us with is vikings, fish, metal and skiing.
And blondes, both Sweden and Norway are known for the fact that every single inhabitant in the country is a hot blonde girl.
Well acording to popular mythos in the area of England I live the entire population can survive artic conditions by simply wearing a T shirt and jeans.
Maryland: (Appearantly)The Canada of the USA: Unimportant and Boring, but Liberal and with good Natural Beauty. Also, we have a witch
USA: Fat Christian Rednecks that Resort to Violence easily and seem to always win
USA: Fat Christian Rednecks that Resort to Violence easily and seem to always win
According to modern culture,as a fruit fly is flying around my room,I am jury-rigging a white flag and surrendering to this insectoïd threat! menace! invasion!
I'll be in my room,sipping on wine while smoking and eating cheese,helpless,until the USA and UK whip out the fly swatters and save me.
With that in mind,anyone with more than 2 brain cells can guess in what country I live in.
As for the region,we are all drunks that enjoy our culture and celebrate it multiple times a year.Also,it rains so much we are 100% waterproof.
Go Britanny,woo!
I'll be in my room,sipping on wine while smoking and eating cheese,helpless,until the USA and UK whip out the fly swatters and save me.
With that in mind,anyone with more than 2 brain cells can guess in what country I live in.
As for the region,we are all drunks that enjoy our culture and celebrate it multiple times a year.Also,it rains so much we are 100% waterproof.
Go Britanny,woo!
