How long do responses to pitches usually take?

[Houseman]

I'm not sure how long the website can pay you for a Bubsy 3d fanfiction review column before going under. I think negative one weeks, because the idea is so repugnant the site will be canceled by its parent company for even conceiving of it.

That's how he'll be able to work on the whole site by himself. Nobody else will want to be associated with him. It's the perfect plan!

 

[Drathnoxis]

I'm not sure how long the website can pay you for a Bubsy 3d fanfiction review column before going under. I think negative one weeks, because the idea is so repugnant the site will be canceled by its parent company for even conceiving of it.

Hey, don't give it away like that! Now everybody is gonna steal my idea. I'm ruined!

 

[SupahEwok]

Hey, don't give it away like that! Now everybody is gonna steal my idea. I'm ruined!

Trust me, buddy, that's not what ruined you.

 

[Drathnoxis]

Trust me, buddy, that's not what ruined you.

Yeah, I should have only asked for one snickers bar a week. I got greedy.

 

[SupahEwok]

Yeah, I should have only asked for one snickers bar a week. I got greedy.

 

[Nick Calandra]

Yeah, I should have only asked for one snickers bar a week. I got greedy.

We actually pay in Trident Layers.

 

[Drathnoxis]

We actually pay in Trident Layers.

Oh dang, I see what you meant about your competitive freelance rates. That's good!

 

[Houseman]

Oh dang, I see what you meant about your competitive freelance rates. That's good!

Nobody ever pays me in gum... :c