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Lavi

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Non-toxic stuff, because companies can't possibly be that stupid.

And no, if I ever had something like that, I'd have broken it.
 

PrimoThePro

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GiglameshSoulEater said:
I once had a packet of caburys chocolate cake rolls.
I opened them after they had sat on my shelf a good while, wondering if there had been icing sugar on it before.
I bit deep into the chocolate cake...
and it was FURRY.

I turned it over, and there were long blue strands of fungus all over it >_<
That was... terrifying. I deeply regret... reading that... Oh man... I can't... UAUUAUUGHH.
 

technoted

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When I was 10 I was in a pub having a meal for a family members 18th, I picked up what I thought was my glass of coke and thought it tasted horrible, I kept drinking as much of it until I ended up feeling very ill. Turns our it was my Grandads Guiness, and now I'm older it ended up being my favourite drink after Pure Orange juice, a drink I said I'd never have again only 8 years ago...
 

SturmDolch

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I had a double big mac that tasted like windex once. I guess that means rotten, because when I got home, I threw up in the sink.

There were all these little, white fry bits floating around in it. It was enough to put me off McDonalds till the McRib came out.
 

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Dags90 said:
Who the Hell uses centiliters as a unit of measurement? No one, that's who.
in europe they tend to use them instead on mililitres. a can of coke would be 33cl instead of 330ml.

OT: i once took a big swig out of a pint glass then looked down to see a huge fly that had landed in it thrashing around.

subject_87 said:
A jelly-like bit in a chicken nugget is always pe-reety disgusting.
yeah thats probably a cyst or a piece of conglomerated connective tissue. you really shouldn't eat those things, they shouldn't even be classed as food.
 

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smithy_2045 said:
I drank a strange blue alcoholic drink and was vomitting blood the next morning. Good times...
o_O Are you sure it wasn't Windex?...Or bleach?
 

fenderstrat

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i drank a whole cup of tea once, only to find a dead cockroach at the bottom of the cup. i dont drink much tea anymore...
 
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Nothing like drinking a nice, cool refreshing glass of lemonade only to realize there were ants taking a leisurely swim inside. RIP ants, rest in peace.
 

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Lilani said:
I once thought I had a Diet Pepsi and it turned out to be Dr. Pepper. I very, very much dislike Dr. Pepper, and that experience only solidified my hate for it.
I had the same experience, but it was Coca-cola and Vanilla Coke.
Enemy Of The State said:
Nothing like biting into cheese and realising its mouldy...
Or drinking milk and it's curdled... XO==
Fetzenfisch said:
extra story: When i wanted to wear my leather jacket for a concert show last week, i realised that the last time i had it on, was 1)very Long ago 2) when i put an apple into the pocket.
Unused backpack over the summer + banana + overdue Harry Potter Book = eww.
 

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TheYellowCellPhone said:
Don't drink canned soda in the summer, because sometimes the bees fly into your can...

Not me, but my mom could hardly speak for two days.
I hate to do this, but are you SURE it was a bee that was the cause to this problem?
 

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Lilani said:
I once thought I had a Diet Pepsi and it turned out to be Dr. Pepper. I very, very much dislike Dr. Pepper, and that experience only solidified my hate for it.
Yes, I know what this feels like. I freaking hate Dr. Pepper, for me it tastes like someone took a soiled pair of underwear and wringed it into a cup. Thing is, I'm pretty much the only person in my family who doesn't like the stuff, and mixing up a Coke or Pepsi with Dr.Pepper is a fairly simple mistake to make for a waiter.

This one is extremely tame, but it counts. You see, once upon a time, I was a Mormon. Mormons, for some reason, aren't allowed to drink tea. All throughout middle school, I would buy cans of lemonade from the cafeteria. It was pretty good, but something always felt a bit off. One day during lunch, a Mormon aquantince of mine kinda smirked at me and said "You know you're drinking tea, right?" Yep, turns out I had been drinking lemon-flavored iced tea the entire time.

It feels like I've had a legitimately disgusting mix-up before, but nothing is coming to mind. I'll come back if I think of it.
 

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Oh god, do I have a horror story. I'm a coffee addict and I work as a bartender. I drink a lot of coffee throughout the day and when you don't get home till 4 am, you tend to drink a lot of it at night. Well anyways, I was enjoying a cup of coffee when someone ordered a drink. Naturally, I put my coffee down and proceeded to attend to the patron. After he had payed, I picked up my coffee and took a huge swig. I tasted some amaretto and realized that I picked up a used mug that a waitress had placed on the ledge where I had also placed my mug. Then it hit me, there was something semi solid in my mouth. It turned out to be a BAND-AID!! A fucking used band-aid that some customer had deposited in their half drunk coffee drink. No amount of gum or teeth brushing could get the taste/feel out of my mouth for quite some time. It still gives me shivers.
 

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Firoth said:
Unfortunately, it is neither blue or gooey. I might have been able to notice something like that in my drinks sooner and possibly not have this problem. It's just a clear colorless liquid, like water. But, I'd rather not bet on it being water because 1: with my luck it isn't and 2: it's not as funny/horrible that way.
I was only saying it for the sake of a joke. ;)
 

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Dags90 said:
Who the Hell uses centiliters as a unit of measurement? No one, that's who.
No one excepto msot people in the world that use liters and its derivative units instead of those archaic Imperial units.

I eat ceral for breakfast. I do it every single day. One morning, at my dad's house I get up. I see that there is ceral left for only one more bowl. Good enough, I'm not especially hungry that morning. With the ceral in place, I get the milk, only to notice there isn't enough left. So I open up a new one, with the seal intact. I beggin pouring while looking for a spoon, btu I can't finish my search before noticing something odd. The feeling of pouring milk is off. So I turn. I see huge chunks of "cheese" (or rotten milk, depdns on your view) coming out of the bottle, ruining my cerael. At least I didn't need to take my breakfast anymore.
 

Trivun

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I have one of those, exactly the same. However, rather than drinking the liquid as it slowly leaked, my cup was actually destroyed. Yes, I put it in the freezer to freeze the liquid (which is what you're supposed to do with it, apparently) and the liquid decided to freeze and crack the plastic open. So the cup was basically broken because I followed the instructions properly. Pretty pointless, methinks. I have another one now that I use, but I use it as a normal cup, it's not going in my freezer after what happened to the other one.

On the topic of drinking odd stuff, I actually did something like this intentionally. In my first year of university a favourite drinking game in my shared flat was 'Ring Of Fire'. Look up the rules online if you want to know more, because they're too long for me to be bothered explaining here. Anyway, the glass in the middle, by the end of it, contained a mixture of various lagers and ciders, wine, vodka and various mixtures, sambuca shots, various other drinks including orange juice, chilli powder, chilli flakes, tabasco sauce, and I believe something like sake or soy sauce. Most of the stuff was when drunk people got carried away and decided to add random stuff to see what would happen. It looked completely foul, and everyone who tried any of it thought it tasted vile. I downed it in one go and actually enjoyed the taste, weirdly enough (this was voluntarily too, when the taxi to take us to the nightclub arrived and the 'drink' would otherwise have been tipped away...).
 

Trivun

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kurokotetsu said:
Dags90 said:
Who the Hell uses centiliters as a unit of measurement? No one, that's who.
No one excepto msot people in the world that use liters and its derivative units instead of those archaic Imperial units.

I eat ceral for breakfast. I do it every single day. One morning, at my dad's house I get up. I see that there is ceral left for only one more bowl. Good enough, I'm not especially hungry that morning. With the ceral in place, I get the milk, only to notice there isn't enough left. So I open up a new one, with the seal intact. I beggin pouring while looking for a spoon, btu I can't finish my search before noticing something odd. The feeling of pouring milk is off. So I turn. I see huge chunks of "cheese" (or rotten milk, depdns on your view) coming out of the bottle, ruining my cerael. At least I didn't need to take my breakfast anymore.
I believe the term you're looking for is 'curds'. When milk is left for ages it separates into solid 'curds' and liquid 'whey', and the curds are what are taken away to be made into cheese (not sure what the process is, I just know that curds are what start the whole thing off). I think curds and whey used to be used as food too, in 'ye olden dayes', which explains the nursery rhyme where Little Miss Muffet was eating her curds and whey. Or maybe that was just a sex reference, like so many folk songs are. Either way works, I guess :p.