How much is your hair worth?

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MeChaNiZ3D

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Two years, one dollar a day, = 730 dollars (never mind this year is a leap year). I'm past the stage now where I would get a haircut of my own volition, just because it took so DAMN LONG to get it long enough to put back and finally be able to see again.
 

CrimsonBlaze

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I'd only allow for the hair on my head to be cut. My hair is about medium length, so I guess I would do it for about $50 bucks (so I could score some awesome beanies). It wouldn't be a big deal, as my hair tends to grow back relatively quickly and I would just look weird without no hair.
 

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$60 for everything but the eyebrows. The eyebrows would be a bit more though, because I feel like that would actually make me look really stupid.

I almost always wear a hat anyways.
 

viranimus

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Doesnt work that way. I would have to pay someone to do it. I already do the head willingly.
 

King of Asgaard

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My hair is rather long, for a guy, and is nice and thick. Nice to feel too.
So it would be quite a hefty sum.
Why? Because I'm worth it.
 

Joccaren

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I don't care too much about my hair, but it keeps me warm, and makes me look somewhat normal. Regardless, even if I had 0 care in the world for my hair I would do the same thing as I would now: Push the price as high as it can go, and get as much money from it as possible.

Obviously I'll have a lower limit that I wouldn't say yes if it was the highest offered as its not really worth my time, but that price will go up until it hits the roof, and I'll accept the highest price anyone is willing to pay as payment.
 

Helmholtz Watson

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The maxium amount they could pay me or if there was no limit to how much they could pay me, I'd do it for five billion dollars. $_$
 

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Secret world leader (shhh) said:
Facial hair: £0
My arms/legs: £5
My whole body excluding hair: £10
My hair: Priceless
There are some things money can't buy.

For everything else, there's sneaking up on you with a razor and giving you a buzz.
 

IamQ

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I'd need to think on that. I've been growing my hair for 1.5 years now, and I have yet to reach my desired length.
 

FamoFunk

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Nothing, fuck them. My hair is way too precious to be cut for money, it's down to just above my bum and all wavy/curly. It would never be the same.

You can give me money for the rest of my body hair though, I don't care for that. Plus, it'll make a change from paying an Indian lady to rip my eyebrows out with string.
 

Korolev

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10,000 dollars, without a doubt.

7000 is probably the minimum amount, and it would depend on how much money I had there and then.
Hair grows back. Pretty quickly too.
 

Charli

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I've been told actually by 'hair sellers' mine would fetch a fair bit of scratch. Adding that to the 'you'll get it when you hold me down kicking and screaming' factor...

About £4000
 

Yopaz

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I don't care about my hair, but I wouldn't let anyone take my eyebrows. There's really nothing that looks more stupid than the lack of eyebrows.

However I would probably demand 100 for it. It's expensive to get a hair cut so I would consider it a good deal to get it done for free.
 

Dusty Donuts

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Lucky for me, my friends won't mind me being as bald as an unborn baby if I say I got paid say, $300 for it. Just put on a hat and you'll be able to get away with it most of the time. Don't tell the people paying you that though, they'll probably run you down on price if they think you won't have unimaginable torture or something. Just look sad and you'll be in the green. I probably shouldn't set up the pun for "green with envy" though.
 

Noswad

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Naturally very curly, very soft, shiny, long and unkept, it does kind of look a bit feminine if i'm perfectly honest, but what the hell.

I'll shave it off in exchange for something rare, i don't care for money in these transactions, just something hard to get hold off and mildly amusing. Oh and instructions for a hairstyle that is short, looks good and requires little or no maintenance.

And a hat

Rest of body, meh, i'll do that for free.

EDIT: A hat with a brim
 

vun

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I am fond of my hair, but it's starting to get annoying so that'd actually go pretty cheap.
Eyebrows would cost you though, other than that I don't really mind shaving it all off