How often do you do stupid shit?

[zenoaugustus]

Tomorrow I am going to school in black, green, and pink short shorts (and trust me, they are short) and my tennis shirt, because I am on the tennis team and I need to represent my squad. A few months ago, my science class went on a whale watch (we just sailed off on a boat to spot some whales, if you don't know what that is) and I dressed up as a pirate. One day, I bought some stuff at a clearance store and turned it into James' (from Pokemon) outfit. I wore it to school and my friend dressed up as Ash. And I have a few more examples, but you get the idea.

Essentially, I dress up in stupid shit regularly just for a laugh and because I don't care what people have to say about me (well, I do appreciate the humorous and positive comments people give me). I was wondering if other people do foolish things as well (just out of curiosity).



EDIT: How could I have forgotten my favorite story. I was at an airport (and was headed home from a vacation). I was at a security checkpoint where the guards look at your photo ID. Well, there was this gnarly, 6'5", jacked as shit, black security guard, and I was in his line. I had a fake Oprah Winfrey driver's license. So I showed that to this guy instead. And I am a skinny, blonde, white kid (the opposite of Oprah).

Luckily the story doesn't end with me getting beat in a back room and being questioned about terrorism. The guy just started laughing hysterically and showed it to his fellow security guards. Good times.

 

[unoleian]

Quite often, but rarely on purpose. I compromise myself quite regularly without a need to put any real thought into it...I am king of the statements that usually lead to uncomfortable silences, for one...

 

[delet]

You are awesome and I wish I were awesome as you.

OT: I don't do anything awesome as that, but I've broken out into song in the middle of the hallway before. One time it was the entire original Pokemon Theme song. Another time it was the Reading Rainbow song. Those times were awesome...

 

[zenoaugustus]

but I've broken out into song in the middle of the hallway before. One time it was the entire original Pokemon Theme song.

I try to do that at least daily. If not, twice a day. Hahaha

 

[DividedUnity]

Yeah i do stupid shit. Usually when drunk though. I climbed ontop of a factory because I wanted to prove a point. I once asked a bouncer who was 6 ft tall and built like a brick shit house if hed ever had a sneaky feel of someone when he was throwing them out. He actually found it quite funny which suprised me.

I once asked a german girl if she was a lesbian because i was convinced she was. I ended up in arguement with her about why she was a lesbian. My friends found this hilarious, I however did not. Ive done other stupid stuff but most of it contains adult themes and is rated M for Mature

 

[EHKOS]

Very often, usually in GTA or TF2.

 

[SovietSecrets]

I know I do stupid stuff, it just doesn't seem stupid to me.

 

[fer1wi]

I don't do stupid shit. I AM STUPID SHIT.

Ahem. Pretty much daily. I spent most of today with my friends, confronting people on the street, asking their opinion on made up news stories. Why? No reason at all! For humanity is nothing but a plaything, that I toy with for my own amusement.

It was fun when one guy actually believed that Bosnia had exploded....

You are now my favorite person for the week.

OT: I KNOW that I did stupid shit like that. Problem is, however, that moments after, I am usually embarrassed by that, and promptly try to forget it. Then, I try to remember it years later, and I can't.

Such as now.

 

[Marter]

I don't do anything stupid intentionally, but some of my actions seem stupid in hindsight.

 

[Kagim]

It seems to be every freaking day i do some stupid shit.

I wish i could blame drugs or alcohol i just seem to have very poor judgment mixed with being a clumsy as hell.

Hell, yesterday my fiancee thought it would be cute to push me on the bed, so i picked her up and tossed her lightly on the bed, once again to be cute myself. She had a bad bounce, smacked the back of her head, got a concussion and spent most the day bleeding out her nose.

God, dammit.

 

[Aurora219]

I personally don't really get into stupid situations, but if one arises at a party or somesuch I'm definitely not going to get in it's way - I certainly don't help situations when something's going wrong!

 

[Tdc2182]

No, I am very safe. If I had an atomic bomb, I would tell an adult.

 

[zenoaugustus]

but are they tight?

Yeah, they are pretty tight. To put it nicely, they don't leave much to the imagination. Hahaha

 

[zenoaugustus]

I did dress up in a school girl uniform at school once. That was a fun day.

For a Cross Country meet, I wore a dress (it wasn't an official race, it was like for Halloween or something). Oddly, I ran my best time that meet. People kept slapping my ass though..... But yeah, I know how it feels to wear a short skirt in front of a lot of people. I can relate. Hahaha

 

[CowboyfromHell666]

I do it a lot.
One time I got my teacher a Slayer shirt and made her wear it and curl her hair like me, but I had to straighten my hair and wear a, I hate to say it, Twilight shirt. I'm a man of my word and did it. Made a lot of people laugh of course, but I lost a bit of myself that day. Yes it was stupid, but to me it was one big joke. And i had the balls to do it, so I win school.

 

[DazZ.]

Met some very drunk people whilst walking home on my own last night, they invited me for a drive, I decided it was a very good idea.

Went well though, they were very high and it was the slowest drunk driving I have ever experienced. Just in sober retrospect, getting in the random car if they were sober was stupid enough, but the fact they were high/drunk puts it higher than normal.

Still funny from what I remember of it, I was quite the intoxicated fellow.

But to answer the question, I do stupid stuff a lot, it's more fun.

 

[rt052192]

i live for doing stupid shit. last week of school my friends are going to rent a Chinese New Year Dragon/Lion thing and run around the school with us underneath it.

 

[zenoaugustus]

I did dress up in a school girl uniform at school once. That was a fun day.

For a Cross Country meet, I wore a dress (it wasn't an official race, it was like for Halloween or something). Oddly, I ran my best time that meet. People kept slapping my ass though..... But yeah, I know how it feels to wear a short skirt in front of a lot of people. I can relate. Hahaha

Did you feel exposed or like you had some sort of target on you that people could see?

That sounds pretty fun!

Exposed. Well, after the meet, I was sweaty (obviously) and tired of the dress. So the moment I crossed the finish line, I ripped it off me. Like, Incredible Hulk style. So, I was walking around (in a fairly large metropolitan area, because the race had been in a city) in my boxers. I felt really exposed. Hahaha

 

[cheese_wizington]

I don't think I do very "stupid" things.

I'm a relaxed kind of guy.

 

[Iron Criterion]

All the time especially since my entire life seems to be one tragic moment of pure idiocy after another.