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StonkThis

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I just sat down, felt a stabbing in my ass (Don't make a gay joke.). It turns out a piece of wood was piercing my ass cheek... I had my pants on all day...
What is the most random/out of place thing you've found on your person?
 

delet

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It's kind of hard not to make a gay joke after you point out your fear of us making a gay joke...

OT: I found a hole in my foot.
 

FlyAwayAutumn

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20 bucks. Thats all I ever find.

One day though I was talking to my friend and his little sister, like REALLY little sister comes up from behind and hugs my leg. Scared the crap out of me.
 

darkless

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Furburt said:
A knife.

I have no idea how it got there.
You are being framed get out of the house they are coming for you...follow the white rabbit.

OT: Stone in my hiking books laced up to the ankle then gators placed over the top of the boot...I have no idea how it got in there.
 

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Revolutionary47 said:
Where the hell did this $50 come from..........LOOK a Distraction!
a classic

OT: probably when my gameboy went missing for months and i found on top of the tele.

WTF?!?!
 

Alkestes

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I found a raisin in between my toes a few days ago. And I have NO idea how it got there, because I had my socks on before I'd even left my bed, and had my big ol' boots on all day.
 

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urgh76 said:
Revolutionary47 said:
Where the hell did this $50 come from..........LOOK a Distraction!
a classic

OT: probably when my gameboy went missing for months and i found on top of the tele.

WTF?!?!
I had the same problem, except I found it in a table.
 

SilverUchiha

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You say not to make a gay joke, but then you say how some wood pierced your ass when you sat down... I'm trying to resist but you're making it difficult.

For me... um... nothing weird found on me, but I find crap on the floor from time to time that wasn't there before and that's mostly from my cats knocking it all over the house until I step on it.
 

BlumiereBleck

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randomly finding a pair of headphones on the ground. Then looking for the ones i had in my pocket to only realize the ones i found were my head phones
 

Frankydee

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I found a deer tick crawling around in my hair once. Those fuckers are ugly.

Also noticed a mouse chewing on my toe once. That was awkward.
 

MagicMouse

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Frankydee said:
I found a deer tick crawling around in my hair once. Those fuckers are ugly.
i you could see it as more than a dot, it was not a deer tick. it was probly just a wood tick, those things are hideous
 

Burningsok

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(This happened twice)Condom right in the middle of the road while I was walking home from my middle school in 8th grade. I actually picked it up off the ground wonder what it was until I realized.... It was a bright color caught my eye I guess. Second time different color condom but in a see-threw package in almost the exact same spot, but sitting more to the side of the road. yeah I got a little scarred about my own neighborhood lol.
 

Pegghead

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A long time ago I was a bit bored up in my bedroom. So I decided to take this little toy plier tool I had and squeeze this wierd little plastic bean thing with a strongman type face I'd gotten from a magazine to see what would happen. After a tough squeeze it shot off in such a blur I didn't see where it went (Though from where I was sitting my best guess is that it flew away from my chair and underneath my bed). About a year after that a friend of mine came over and I hadn't seen this thing since that day. I was going to get my gameboy advance (That gives you some idea how long ago this was) from my room. So I pick it up from my desk and then from underneath it the little bean man rolls out. And just like this threads title all I could think of was "How the hell did that get there".
 

Julianking93

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I always find money.

Be it change or 20 dollar bills I'll always find random money in my clothes when I need it most.

I'll be short 5 dollars for something. Then I'll search my pockets. Then, behold, the magic 5 dollar bill in my back pocket.
 

Spiner909

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Once,in the mall, I found EIGHTY DOLLARS. But my mom made me return it to the lost and found.