How to do two things in Left 4 Dead

[pantsoffdanceoff]

What were you saying Richard? The PC's stronger than the 360 or PS3? Thats only a valid point if you actually know how to use the damn thing

Not hard, as long as you have hands and eyes.

I worked as a computer technician at a company as a summer job. Don't say that, you would surprised... really surprised. It was the most depressing job I ever had.

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

And?

Are you asking for the amazing tales of my summer where office workers couldn't install the program on their CD because the CD wasn't actually in the computer? I could go on with "problems" people had but I spout my life problems unless you seriously want to hear them....

EDIT: I'm saying that a lot of people with eyes and hands can seriously fuck up using a computer.

 

[MercurySteam]

And?

Are you asking for the amazing tales of my summer where office workers couldn't install the program on their CD because the CD wasn't actually in the computer? I could go on with "problems" people had but I spout my life problems unless you seriously want to hear them....

EDIT: I'm saying that a lot of people with eyes and hands can seriously fuck up using a computer.

Ever heard the story where the woman put her credit cards inside a Wii's disc slot?

Classic

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

I even saw somebody fail use a toaster.

Hey those toasters can be cranky bastards when they want to be, mine exploded once. OH GOD, I'm one of them

Ever heard the story where the woman put her credit cards inside a Wii's disc slot?

Classic

Not but someone thought they had one of those computers you could slide your credit card through so she kept sliding it through the keys on the keyboard. It was odd she came to me because you shouldn't be online shopping while at work...

Seriously a Wii? What were they trying to do?

 

[JWAN]

2: you should be able to call a vote from the pause menu.

I checked and there's no "change map" option in the call a vote menu

Thank God, I was having issues finding the "t" button on my Xbox controller

 

[runtheplacered]

Because the PC is the strongest platform. No brainer.

Hahaha! Haha! Ha! *Catches breath* HAH!

Sure, Richard. We will go along with your dream.

You have to be joking, right? We can debate all day long about what's the most "fun" console to play on. But when it comes to measurable power and versatility, there's not much room for a debate.

 

[beastman227]

What were you saying Richard? The PC's stronger than the 360 or PS3? Thats only a valid point if you actually know how to use the damn thing

Well yeah the PC's the stronger platform for smart people. What has changed?

smart rich people who can afford gargantuan, liquid oxygen cooled behemoths

 

[ElArabDeMagnifico]

smart rich people who can afford gargantuan, liquid oxygen cooled behemoths

Yeah my PC is pretty cool, it's the entire 4th floor of a 6 story building. The other floors are for cooling the PSU - I play on the roof, but I flip the switches on floor 4. I have cuban slave children with fans just flapping all day and it works amazingly. I'm nice, I don't leave the thing on when I don't need it.

I have to upgrade every month though, because if I don't, it becomes obsolete! Seriously, no one supports 1 month old hardware! One time I forgot to upgrade my CPU's from a 2.0 to a 2.1 clock speed (overclocking wasn't an option, those kids need their rest) and IT COULDN'T PLAY ANY GAMES! I couldn't even open microsoft word, it was horrible, it kept crashing.

It only costs me $2,000,000 per month to manage though, and probably $2,000,001 if it wasn't for the kids and Frys.

 

[beastman227]

Ok everyone calm down, I wasn't insulting anyone, I'm just commenting on the comparative prices of consoles and PCs. My bad.

 

[ElArabDeMagnifico]

Ok everyone calm down, I wasn't insulting anyone, I'm just commenting on the comparative prices of consoles and PCs. My bad.

and I supported it with an example.

Wai so srs?!

 

[Awpsbane]

Getting yourself decent gaming pc isn't as expensive as a lot of people would have you believe, especially if you can put it together yourself (which isn't as hard as you might think either)

Besides, if you can afford a PS3 then you aren't exactly poor either...

Also, L4D is awesome.

 

[MercurySteam]

2: you should be able to call a vote from the pause menu.

I checked and there's no "change map" option in the call a vote menu

Thank God, I was having issues finding the "t" button on my Xbox controller

HA HA HA HA HA

One of these days that sarcasm of yours is gonna get you killed, and ill be there laughing.

We talking about the PC version numbskull.

Grow a braincell

 

[Mr0llivand3r]

1. I've noticed that during co-op when certain people stand still long enough, that a picture appears on a wall or floor near them (a picture of their choice obviously).

that "picture" is just like a personal graffiti. you can change it in one of the options menus

 

[MercurySteam]

smart rich people who can afford gargantuan, liquid oxygen cooled behemoths

Yeah my PC is pretty cool, it's the entire 4th floor of a 6 story building. The other floors are for cooling the PSU - I play on the roof, but I flip the switches on floor 4. I have cuban slave children with fans just flapping all day and it works amazingly. I'm nice, I don't leave the thing on when I don't need it.

I have to upgrade every month though, because if I don't, it becomes obsolete! Seriously, no one supports 1 month old hardware! One time I forgot to upgrade my CPU's from a 2.0 to a 2.1 clock speed (overclocking wasn't an option, those kids need their rest) and IT COULDN'T PLAY ANY GAMES! I couldn't even open microsoft word, it was horrible, it kept crashing.

It only costs me $2,000,000 per month to manage though, and probably $2,000,001 if it wasn't for the kids and Frys.

That's some sarcasm you've got there. You could write books for kids with a mind like that

 

[MercurySteam]

1. I've noticed that during co-op when certain people stand still long enough, that a picture appears on a wall or floor near them (a picture of their choice obviously).

that "picture" is just like a personal graffiti. you can change it in one of the options menus

Hehehehe

The last spray image i saw was a .gif of a girl giving someone a blowjob.

Seriously, some ppl have nothing better to do.

 

[Mr0llivand3r]

1. I've noticed that during co-op when certain people stand still long enough, that a picture appears on a wall or floor near them (a picture of their choice obviously).

that "picture" is just like a personal graffiti. you can change it in one of the options menus

Hehehehe

The last spray image i saw was a .gif of a girl giving someone a blowjob.

Seriously, some ppl have nothing better to do.

too true. they have it in Counter-Strike too.
some of the most retarded things ever can be seen in that game because people have a lot of free time on their hands

 

[fedpayne]

Wow, this was a surprise flamewar. If I see anyone spamming porn on the walls of my tense survival horror game I'm going to tell them to stop, then, if they persist, teamkill them.