Hey escapists I've been thinking now and I come across the term rant here on the escapist and I've searched it on wikipedia and it's practilly arguing.
So esapists how do you rant?
So esapists how do you rant?
How to rant?
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IN ALL CAPS.
And you have to make sure you research your point as little as possible... that's what wins an argument! Pure instinct!
Also insult everyone who disagrees with you... they're wrong so they should be attacked.
Happy ranting!
And you have to make sure you research your point as little as possible... that's what wins an argument! Pure instinct!
Also insult everyone who disagrees with you... they're wrong so they should be attacked.
Happy ranting!
Also, be as pretentious as possible. You must absolutely positevely hate everything even remotly popular with the exception of Bioshock or a Valve game.GamesB2 said:
Protip: Saying protip makes your arguement more substantial and harder to argue against
Note - no one EVER won a rant having faith in the human race. Everyone except you and those who agree with you is an idiot and should commit suicide to stop wasting the space occupied by their extreemly inferior minds.
(Emphasise the fact that their death would significantly help the gene pool and the future of society more so than if they were alive)
SCREW BIOSHOCK AND VALVE GAMES I CAN'T DUAL WIELD SHOTGUNS!!!!!!!!11!!Simple Bluff said:
Always add many exclamation marks and ones! They emphasize how strong your point clearly is.
Always assume your favourite game is the best game in the world and nothing will ever beat it unless it clones it exactly. But clones also suck because they're clones.
So in short, everything sucks.
Ooh, I'm great at it, gimme a sec to think of a topic...
EDIT: Okay, Cracked.com. What the fuck? I remember when you used to have three articles up by God damn nine, but NO! That's too good now, you'll take your damn sweet time putting 'em up now, won't you? Because now, you got other people writing most of the articles anyway!
That's right, you have shitty web comics, shitty cracked topics, and Okay articles from random other people, and occasionally actual list based comedy. Your whole god damn reputation is list based comedy and dick jokes, both of which there has been a recent lack of!
Now, I've written a cracked Topic, and it would be nice to have it featured, but the ones you feature all fucking suck! I could write better comedy, in Russian, with a fucking speak and spell!
And on Saturdays, they take an old photoshop contest, change out the thumbnail and title, and pass it off as a new article. Fuck you! That's like a pimp dressing up a dead prostitute and walking her around like she's still alive! That's right, cracked.com is run by a bunch of necrophiles!
And that's my rant. Actually, it kind of sucks.
EDIT: Okay, Cracked.com. What the fuck? I remember when you used to have three articles up by God damn nine, but NO! That's too good now, you'll take your damn sweet time putting 'em up now, won't you? Because now, you got other people writing most of the articles anyway!
That's right, you have shitty web comics, shitty cracked topics, and Okay articles from random other people, and occasionally actual list based comedy. Your whole god damn reputation is list based comedy and dick jokes, both of which there has been a recent lack of!
Now, I've written a cracked Topic, and it would be nice to have it featured, but the ones you feature all fucking suck! I could write better comedy, in Russian, with a fucking speak and spell!
And on Saturdays, they take an old photoshop contest, change out the thumbnail and title, and pass it off as a new article. Fuck you! That's like a pimp dressing up a dead prostitute and walking her around like she's still alive! That's right, cracked.com is run by a bunch of necrophiles!
And that's my rant. Actually, it kind of sucks.