How to Speak Geek

[MMMATT]

While exploring the terrifying grotto of Youtube, I stumbled upon a featured video that I felt desperately needed to be shared with the escapist community:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BpsXZpAARk&feature=featured

 

[C0nn0r666]

wtf

 

[VeX1le]

isnt the language of geek klingon?

 

[AroLombardi]

Okaaaaaaay.......that was wrong on a few points.....

 

[sky14kemea]

Okaaaaaaay.......that was wrong on a few points.....

and on that note, i dont think im gonna watch it thanks...

 

[Hazy]

isnt the language of geek klingon?

Silence you fool!
[small]They don't know that![/small]

 

[stabnex]

Now, if your name begins with a letter in the alphabet, drink the "koolaid" now and lie down in the circle of white stones. The realization of the deliberate retardation of human culture is sobering to say the least and depressing enough to make me want to force every internet user to give a shotgun a blow job.

 

[AroLombardi]

Okaaaaaaay.......that was wrong on a few points.....

and on that note, i dont think im gonna watch it thanks...

Wise decision. But it did make me laugh a tad at parts.
[small]Then again, most English things do...[/small]

 

[Flying-Emu]

Pointless thread is pointless. What exactly are we supposed to discuss? The obviously dubious legitimacy of this?

 

[Calobi]

Rubbish! This is the language of the internet wanderer. Geeks can be recognized by using perfect grammar when most around them are saying "lol!1!!11!11!1 1 1 1 Dat n00b failed!!!"

Man, when I first saw the last line in your post I was like "Great, now I have to convert binary." Then I realized it was just 1s for exclamation marks and 0s for Os.

 

[Hazy]

Pointless thread is pointless. What exactly are we supposed to discuss? The obviously dubious legitimacy of this?

Wait a minute!
This wasn't supposed to be taken seriously!?
Ah, hell, I was taking notes..

All sarcasm aside: I agree.

 

[Shadowfaze]

pfft, everyone knows this. not just geeks. i speak an old language called malibarr. yes, im quite geeky.