How to spend two hours

[sicDaniel]

Since all my reallife friends are not available right, I just wanted to tell somebody, my girlfriend just told me on ICQ she had to discuss something "personal" and its "about us" and she can come visit me in two hours. She was strange the last days anyway so my paranoid mind tells me I´m gonna be single in three hours. Although we had like no problems, not that i´m aware of anyway, probably I just didn´t pay attention.
Question is, how do I prevent myself from going insane the next two hours?
Feel free to share your experience with those "we need to talk"-things. Thank you for your attention.

 

[rossatdi]

Write your name and hers in your own blood all over the wall of your room to show your commitment to her? Trust me, that takes about two hours.

Sorry, that's probably not helping.

I don't know, go for a long run? Play portal as fast as you can. Try and complete a speed run on RE4 (bonus points for completing it while she nags you). Put your games/books/DVDs into an A-Z order, then do it by genre.

 

[sicDaniel]

Well I don´t own both games, not even a proper system to play them on.
My books are already sorted by language and genre.
One and a half hour to go, not completely crazy.

 

[Tattaglia]

Go down to the supermarket and buy as much of any drink as you can. Beer, milk, soda, water, anything. Now drink it all as fast as possible. If you're any good you can go through ten glasses (I mean nice, tall glasses. Not them coffee mugs.) without your stomach exploding.
Believe me, its possible.
*winces*
Or hit your lawn (assuming you have one) with a hammer. House plants work too. If anyone asks, stare at them and say its stress therapy.

 

[sicDaniel]

Too much liquid in your body kills you, so I´ll safe that one for after she left me.
(just kidding don´t call the cops)

 

[KefZ_X]

Join the Darkside?

- Thats my answer for all problems *note* Dosn't always work.

 

[AntiAntagonist]

I recommend listing out stuff not related to her that you can improve upon.

Whenever a major change happened in my life for the last few years I figure out one area I can improve upon. Even if a change doesn't occur then I have it on the back burner.

In the last year I've been eating better, exercising more, dressing better, planning ahead more, keeping my place cleaner, making more money, etc.

It all works out.

 

[rossatdi]

I hope we get feedback, I kind of want to know what happened now.

 

[Downside]

write her a poem about how much you like her, and make it decent. That should take a couple of hours If she is trying to leave you, she might decide against it after reading the poem. If she isn't going to leave you then you might get laid. Win win situation.

 

[sicDaniel]

I recommend listing out stuff not related to her that you can improve upon.

Whenever a major change happened in my life for the last few years I figure out one area I can improve upon. Even if a change doesn't occur then I have it on the back burner.

In the last year I've been eating better, exercising more, dressing better, planning ahead more, keeping my place cleaner, making more money, etc.

It all works out.

Working out, concentrating on my studies, continue writing.... yeah there´s a lot

rossatdi: I won´t let you down.

 

[Hey Joe]

You could see how many times you can dribble a basketball in an hour, and then try to break that record.

 

[Frybird]

Shoot the Runner, Shoot Shoot the Runner!

Or play Rock Band

 

[cheesemaster]

Go play Portal again.

Pros:
- Fits perfectly into two hours
- Puts you in a better mood
- Is fucking awesome

Cons:
- Can lead you to say very strange things to hew about your relationship being a cake

 

[sicDaniel]

Con: I don´t have Portal

 

[cheesemaster]

Get onto steam and download the buggering thing then, what the heck are you waiting for?!

 

[Fraught]

Is this still like, going on? Or has it already ended?

 

[sicDaniel]

I am waiting till I can buy myself a computer that can run Portal.

She´s not here yet. Ohh, the tension.

 

[maffro]

Imagine you're playing Portal? I hear it's almost as good.

Or try not to think about it too much.

 

[Downside]

try the flash version of portal on newgrounds. Sort of similiar but without the good graphics and stuff.

 

[TOGSolid]

Masturbate

Furiously

Or take your two hours and prepare yourself mentally for gone of two potential disasters:
Getting dumped

Or worse ....

"Honey, I'm pregnant."