How well can The Escapist code?

[Annoying Turd]

http://codility.com/demo/take-sample-test/

It's a series of programming tests, each about 30 minutes long. It's probably trivial to folks in here.

I'm having trouble with my solutions being O(n^2).

 

[Annoying Turd]

I'm stuck at the 3rd problem. Any ideas?

 

[Hero in a half shell]

Well, I can't code for toffee. The most I can do is make text italic, bold and other little effects on these posts. I don't have a clue about Javascript, C++ or any of that stuff.

 

[Hagi]

Did one problem, finished under 15 minutes. Got 75 out of 100. Pretty decent I guess.

Wasn't really paying full attention, just submitted it as soon as it compiled.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

I doubt they'll accept Eiffel, Modula 2, Basic or FORTRAN.

 

[Catchy Slogan]

I can't code at all!

Seriously, I was getting flash backs to when we did Algebra at school. *shudders*

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

I code python. Oh python, your lack of complex syntax provides all my code with a soul. It all feels so pure. I dabble in java but its just not the same.

 

[Pandaman1911]

Coding? Um.
I can make Python display "Make sure not to fall off" if "The_world_is_flat"=1...

And that's about it.

 

[fwlzdxil]

I doubt they'll accept Eiffel, Modula 2, Basic or FORTRAN.

Doesn't Eiffel translate itself into C++?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't code at all D:

I'm very illiterate in that regard!

 

[Brandon237]

I have only been coding for 3/4 of a year, on an easy 3rd world grade 10 syllabus. In Turbo Delphi. It doesn't even have PNG compatibility!!! Which makes my transparency reliant wet dreams of of form design all for naught...

So I am not taking that test

I will learn Java next year if I have extra time though...

 

[Quaxar]

Considering I'm about to start studying robotics I think one would expect me to solve that without a problem... thing is I don't even get what the fucking instruction wants me to do.
May be because I haven't really done anything specific in that direction in the last months with me working and such or because my crappy almost-dead monitor starts trying to give me epileptic attacks. Also, I detest VB.