How well do you know the Escapist above you?

Barbas · Aug 18, 2015

He starred in a thread with a famous movie star.

Drake the Dragonheart · Aug 21, 2015

is as honorable a man as you will ever meet.

Barbas · Aug 21, 2015

He helped mankind throw off their shackles and march into sunlit uplands.

Drake the Dragonheart · Aug 25, 2015

possesses unwavering dedication.

Barbas · Aug 27, 2015

He possesses a collection of suits of armour from knights he's vanquished.

xmbts · Sep 6, 2015

Oh this guy...

Headsprouter · Sep 6, 2015

I know they still think it's Christmas.

Barbas · Sep 6, 2015

He still thinks he's on Mars.

Barbas · Sep 22, 2015

He under-uses AT guns.

Neuromancer · Oct 14, 2015

It is *known* to me that he unsuccessfully tried to bump this thread.

Barbas · Oct 19, 2015

He was really pissed when they didn't give him the role of Esbern in Skyrim.

xmbts · Nov 1, 2015

I know he hasn't done a very good job of keeping this place alive in my absence.

Barbas · Nov 1, 2015

I know she should post more often.

xmbts · Nov 9, 2015

I know he thinks that would be an improvement for some reason.

Headsprouter · Nov 9, 2015

I know I wasn't able to see what she (or anyone else) said until I posted. Because the thread display hamsters are kind of dicks like that.

Barbas · Nov 11, 2015

Our agents are aware that Headsprouter has been selling good guns to bad people.

Drake the Dragonheart · Nov 24, 2015

is always in total control

Redlin5_v1legacy · Dec 28, 2015

I know he's been around the block.

Barbas · Dec 28, 2015

We have received intel suggesting that he is, in fact, an American in disguise.

Redlin5_v1legacy · Dec 29, 2015

I know his intel is flawed. Massively flawed.