How Will the World End?

[Judgment90]

Well, I was gonna say the Jersey Shorification fad will eventually take over not only civilians, but politicians and world leaders. Then, a tyrannical ruler will force all who live in his/her country to adopt the trend as their own, or suffer a slow, painful, and humiliating execution. With this law implied, these tyrants will march their brainwashed, Jersey Shored up soldiers and invade other countries. The smell of spray on tan and booze will be too much for others to overcome, guaranteeing a victory for the tyrant, who will then utilize his power to force his foes to become Jersey Shorified themselves. With no resistance, the world will slowly be consumed by this army, until everyone in the world will be Jersey Shorified. The amount of spray-on tan applied will ruin the O-zone Layer, causing the earth to fry under the sun's rays, evaporating our waters, killing all out flora and fauna, as mankind reaches extinction through cannibalism and infighting until there is no one left. And all because of some fad.


But thank god that will never happen.

 

[Kpt._Rob]

With the arrival of the singularity (in 2051 as predicted by Ray Kurzveil) computer evolution accelerates rapidly, and as the line between computers and humans begins to fade the hybrid organism slowly engulfs the universe. Finally, when all matter has been integrated into one colossal supercomputer, and nothing is left to do, the supercomputer decides that it will create a perfect simulation of the universe from the big bang. So though the earth was destroyed in the original engulfing a perfect replica of it will eventually be created, though its people will repeat everything, leading to a series of simulations within simulations.

 

[Wickatricka]

Pulled this off Wikipedia 1.6 billion years from now all life on Earth dies. Here is the link - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/11th_millennium

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

It will be terrible. Hide your children, protect your women. The burgers are coming.

 

[NoOne852]

The zombies will attempt to overthrow humanity. Not just former humans, but the plague will spread to fossils and the dinosaurs will roam the Earth again, but as mindless, hungry zombies. With the combined powers of the undead, there will be no survival.

 

[Gormech]

The world shall end in fire, not to fade along with the flames as it is done, but to be born anew in perfection as it once was.

 

[Dimitriov]

I don't know, but I am hoping for Ragnarok.

 

[Gormech]

The zombies will attempt to overthrow humanity. Not just former humans, but the plague will spread to fossils and the dinosaurs will roam the Earth again, but as mindless, hungry zombies. With the combined powers of the undead, there will be no survival.

Also, no dino-brains, no dino-zombies. Nice idea though.

 

[MortifiedPenguin]

*sigh* You are all wrong, Nyx will descend upon humanity and the Fall will destroy all trace of humanity...

Pff...All we need to counter that is to find a group of plucky young high schoolers who spend their nights shooting themselves in the head.

The world will really end when all the shady looking gas station attendants unite under one cause.

 

[Evil Smurf]

mediocre pop music will kill us all D:

 

[GTwander]

When Jersey Shore gets reinstated.

 

[WanderingFool]

We will be enslaved by asians and their maniacal smiling robots

We will explode by somehow hitting the sun, or a zombie outbreak will happen.

Or we will live on another planet like those blue in avatar but with midgets and badass people, I think it's called pandora.

Are there a Bazzillion-er guns there? Cause if so, I think I will like this new planet..

 

[lacktheknack]

I'm not sure how it ends, but you can bet, as fire rains from the sky and humanity stands and stares, this will play.

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[NoOne852]

The zombies will attempt to overthrow humanity. Not just former humans, but the plague will spread to fossils and the dinosaurs will roam the Earth again, but as mindless, hungry zombies. With the combined powers of the undead, there will be no survival.

Also, no dino-brains, no dino-zombies. Nice idea though.

Well, debatably, not all zombies have brains. Granted, that goes outside the lore a bit, but there have been shows and movies where people come back hunderds of years after they are dead as zombies when, by then anyway, their brains (and bodies come to think of it) would be decomposed.

 

[C F]

The RC Cockroaches get hooked up to a single command server and their networked biological intelligence will evolve into a complex mind set on liberating insect-kind and dominating the world.

In a bizarre twist, our last hope will be cans of processed spray cheese for some unforeseen reason.
There will also be nutcrackers.

 

[Lunar Templar]

The world as in Earth? When the sun "starts" dying and slowly engulfs us.

As in humanity? Hell if I know.

son of a .... i was gonna post that ....

 

[Olas]

It'll end in the battle of Dagor Dagorath of course, as prophesized by Mandos.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Not with a bang, but with a whimper.

[sub][sub]Yeah I just wanted to post that because it sounds good[/sub][/sub]

I see your post and raise you the original [http://allpoetry.com/poem/8453753-The_Hollow_Men-by-T_S__Eliot] plus a Youtube video related to the topic.

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

The same way as it did in my dream the other night.
Our own governments will drop nuclear bombs on us, purely because we are idiots and we let bigger idiots rule us.

Yeah, my dreams make no sense, but at the same time, make perfect sense.

 

[piinyouri]

Hopefully in some spectacular manner.

Would be a damned shame if it all ends because of meager human actions and repercussions.
Which is what it looks like will happen.