How would gamers hell be like?

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Ickorus

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Forced to watch Fox News' disgustingly biased and ill-informed reports about how games are the devil for eternity.

Or watching a person who is atrocious at games playing them in an impenetrable soundproof room so you can't tell them how to play or just take the controller off them and do it yourself.
 

schiz0phren1c

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Pietho said:
You have every PC game ever made, in mint condition with all manuals and swag, and you have an NES, which you trade in for a PC which won't run the games because they're all PS3 titles so you trade in your PC for a PS3 but you can't play them because you have XBOX 360 titles which you trade in for PS3 titles that you can't play because you only have a Gameboy... rinse, repeat forever.
Are you a wizard?!
in all seriousness you read my mind!
STOP STEALING MY THOUGHTS! :)
 

Rin Little

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Being forced to play the Impossible Game for all eternity

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E96i-u_5E0
 

saber152

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Ctrl+Alt+Delete already beat u guys to the punch http://v.cdn.cad-comic.com/comics/cad-20090928-79fb8.jpg
 

Krinku

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Booze Zombie said:
You're sat in a plain white room for all eternity, with nothing but bread, water and a watch.
No games, no other people. Just you living forever.
Isn't that hell for just about anyone.

OT: You can see games just in reach...BUT YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO PLAY!! AAAARGH
 

GigaHz

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You are given the chance to play the latest Metal Gear Solid. Naturally, you think it's a pretty sweet deal.

You pop the game in, let everything load up and are treated to an amazing cinematic.

You are pumped, you press 'Start' to begin the story mode.

You are treated to another amazing cutscene. The best you've seen yet. You cannot WAIT to actually play the game.

After the cutscene ends, you are treated to yet another amazing cutscene. You are still pumped but really want to play the game.

Yet again, another cutscene, but it was even better than the one that came before it. You start to accept that a few cutscenes might not be so bad.

Once more, you are treated to another cutscene, and it was somehow even better than the one that came before it. You're excited but would really like to play the game.



This pattern continues until the end of time. The quality of the cutscenes increase with every new one, encouraging you to watch through them but there is never actual gameplay. You never become jaded, and even though you feel pleasure, the excess of pleasure eventually turns into excruciating pain.
 

Overlord93

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Rin Little said:
Being forced to play the Impossible Game for all eternity

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E96i-u_5E0
It wouldn't be so bad that game has awesome soundtrack i could listen to it forever.
 

Shadowhawk77

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Metropocalypse said:
Shadowhawk77 said:
The ultimate gamers hell. Text adventures for all of eternity wtih no paper or pencil to write down lock numbers or anything like that
Text adventures are great! I'd love that!
FINE!!! then you get something else. hmmm. i guess that was just for younger gamers that are FPSers.
OOH! you get a Iphone with EVERY app but whatever you touch the screen with falls off
 

Burntpopcarn

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you wake up and you are strapped to a chair. a man walks in and orders you to play resident evil 5 OR ELSE. that'd be hell for me.
 

Rin Little

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Overlord93 said:
Rin Little said:
Being forced to play the Impossible Game for all eternity

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E96i-u_5E0
It wouldn't be so bad that game has awesome soundtrack i could listen to it forever.
Yea but it kind of taunts you since it records how many attempts you've made, which is just so irritating to me lol
 

II2

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... The Website?

http://www.gamershell.com/

Haha, I used to use this place because it's a really good official update patch mirror-server host for PC gamer's who buy physical copies of the games and need localized server mirrors. They're good for that, though I never really investigated the rest of what's on there.

So on topic, all the offical patches and trailers and reviews but no actual games for all eternity?
 

AGenericHero

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Being forced to listen to Navi saying 'HEY, LISTEN' for an eternity.

That would be truely horrifying.