How would gamers hell be like?

[KaizokuouHasu]

Without games is the obvious answer,


with games however? Probably shitty games created to make money of new console add-ons, like the move, or Kinect. Also there would be stupid mini-games that don't make any sense. Bullet hells from nowhere, planet probing for materials, and lastly logic-based problem solving (move these rings to another column in order of ascending width, or answering stupid riddles).

 

[goldendriger]

Having to socialise =/ Thats hell for a gamer.
That or playing your favorite game when its bugged up the ass by Satan...playing Sonic 3 then BOOM you drop through the floor and die instantly

 

[Dylan Sowers]

No, I think Gamer Hell would be much more ironic. I think you should be able to have all of the latest consoles and games you could manage, and ample time to play all of them (i.e. Eternity), and you could never run out. But, your gaming prowess has regressed to that of an average 3-year-old.

 

[Blackpapa]

You have a top of the line PC and any game you want. The problem? Every game has DRM and your key was activated by someone else

I had that with Half-Life. I promptly learned assembler and started reverse-engineering the DRM. Admittedly I have up after a month as there was a crack available, it's just that, I thought, the DRM was some sort of stupidity check. I bought the original game and it would be silly to have to download a crack to that, I thought.

With "your key was activated by someone else" I assume I have full internet access. So I have absolutely nothing holding me back from becoming the next Razor 1911. In fact, the idea of telling Ubisoft "You can sue me IN HELL"* is so tempting I'd call your idea of this.. heaven!

*"Unfortunately for you, Mr. Ubisoft Lawyer, Satan has not signed an extradition treaty with the EU. You might try with the US, though."

 

[Cowabungaa]

Every game in existance, massive TVs, plenty of Dorito's and pizza and Coke with everything else...and no electricity or batteries or power.

...

Forgive me Gamergods! I shall dust off my PS3 properly from now on! I shall not anger thou again!

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

Forced to sit in a room full of all the annoying stereo types of multilayer gaming (screamers, noobs, trollz, guys who play music through the headset...Grr) and the anti-video game haters (Such as 40 year old women complaining about how video games is making their children misbehaved and violent...Y'know what I mean) and having to listen to them...While being burnt alive and incapable of dying

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

Forced to sit in a room full of all the annoying stereo types of multilayer gaming (screamers, noobs, trollz, guys who play music through the headset...Grr) and the anti-video game haters (Such as 40 year old women complaining about how video games is making their children misbehaved and violent...Y'know what I mean) and having to listen to them...While being burnt alive and incapable of dying

 

[ksn0va]

Force to play Crysis with a PC from 1995!

 

[HandsomeZer0]

The nyan cat game on repeat. Never making your nyans come true... soulcrushing.

 

[franconbean]

Probably like this: http://www.gamershell.com/
It exists! :O

 

[Merkavar]

all the games ever made in a single room with every console and pc needed to play them but they all RRoD and BSoD every 5 mins

 

[JustOrdinary]

.... This actually gives me an interesting idea for a story.

Thanks threadstarter!


On-topic: Having access to every singleplayer video game in existence, but all of them appear to have their difficulty set to nightmarish levels.

Also you can't save.




AND all of them crash right before the final boss/during the final level.

 

[Lenin211]

You are in a room with nothing but a computer. When you turn on the computer, however, the only site you can go to is 4chan.

 

[Magikarp]

You'd be OUTSIDE. FOREVER.
You know, that place with trees & the sky & a giant ball of fusing gas.

 

[James Crook]

Every single online multiplayer game with a top-of-the-line rig... but no players online. Ever. And with the single-player glitched to not let you play.

Yeah, that just SUCKS.

 

[Mr. Google]

Every game in existance, massive TVs, plenty of Dorito's and pizza and Coke with everything else...and no electricity or batteries or power.

OT:having to play Amnesia:The dark decent in IRL forever untill you diee.

Only problem with that is I would die really early on. I always look back when he hasn't left So many...bad memories!

 

[Dismal purple]

I'm going to go with Herman Hedning's vision of hell for disobedient children.

You have a room with a really cool console rig with all the best video games. Now try to program a channel.

 

[Phantomess]

Australia. With More christian fundamentalists, more restrictions and anyone who tries to import games will find the true meaning of the term mind fuck. And bad localisation that will make nintendo of americas cock up look miniscule by comparison. WHATS THAT? YOU WANT SMASH BROS? WELL IT IS VIOLENt, AND THEREFORE IS DISALLOWED.


Ahem. Yeah, that.

Yup. That's my persona- wait. I live in Australia. Hell.

 

[Sylveria]

Nothing bit Nickelodeon show based games and Barbie stuff.

 

[Navvan]

Every game in existance, massive TVs, plenty of Dorito's and pizza and Coke with everything else...and no electricity or batteries or power.

You forgot to add the chips are stale, the pop is flat and the pizza is moldy beyond redemption.