How would my fellow escapist's outwit Death?

[Contun]

I'd challenge him to a game of limbo. If I win, he becomes my best friend forever. If I lose... well, I'm going to cheat so...

 

[CobraX]

I'll steal his Scythe and stab him in his face with it!

And then I take his job as the Grim Reaper! I see no other possible outcome, it's a brilliant plan!

Brillant, I will now drink draino and wait for death to come to me, Best Job Evar, here I come!

 

[Skorpyo]

"Yo death! Your awesome at your job and all, and imma let you finish, but the plague is the best killer of all time!

Of all time!"

At that point, he would walk away ashamed.

 

[Peteron]

I don't take shit from death. I die when I feel like it. If he tries anything, I will destroy him.

 

[tjcross]

i troll him untill he decides that i'd be even more annoying in death and let me live forever. and if that doesn't work i'll just ask for a desk job in his company and then take over it and fire his ass and then i will become death wait if i were death then wouldn't i have to be dead so nevermind that i'd make my best friend death

 

[randomsix]

Ask him: "If I asked you to let me go, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?"

 

[MorsePacific]

Challenge him to do a grindy thingy on that rail and watch him explode.

 

[tjcross]

Challenge him to a CHILDREN'S CARD GAME!!!

nevermind what i said THIS i even have a chaos duel disk to play him with

 

[Mcface]

Punch him in the groin.
If you are a guy, you know damn well it would immobilize him.

 

[Panda Mania]

Trick him like an Indian princess, I would. Yep, I'd do like Savitri and use crafty old Yama's own belief system against him! Muahaha! *mythology bonus--ding!*

 

[icyneesan]

Use the available dialog options to seduce him!

To many bioware rpgs

 

[Austichar]

Omg as soon as I saw the title, I got to thinking. What would happen if Rogue from X-Men shook hands with Death?


And I'd just pull out a bonesaw and scare Death.

 

[MrMixelPixel]

Ask him: "If I asked you to let me go, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?"

I was beaten to it... >>'

But yea this is pretty much what I would say/ask.

 

[Rolling 20]

I would follow lord Keanu's teachings

Aww man, ninja'd

Haha glad someone went there. Yes I would follow the Bill & Ted method and beat him at battleships and Twister.

 

[sylekage]

I'd threaten him with life. Life's my buddy, he could kick Death's ass.

 

[Glaive_21842]

Drinking contest! Sure I'd lose, but at least i got to see Death drunk off his ass before i died ^_^

 

[That_Swedish_Guy]

Hmm... By forcing him to watch Twilight.

 

[deonte9109]

I just respawn to an earlier point and avoid dying.

 

[Scarecrow]

I would hold a cute kitten up too his face. Death is a sucker for kittens.

 

[Ultra_Caboose]

I would take a big stick and whack Death in the arm. Hopefully his arm falls off. I pick it up with tongs and smack him in the face with his own hand. Death is killed by the touch of death.
With the spirit of demise thoroughly disposed, I then become a two-bit superhero, righting wrongs throughout my neighborhood!