How would my fellow escapist's outwit Death?

[helldragonX]

I'll distract him with a cookie and then run for it. By the time he is done with the cookie I'll be long gone.

 

[King Toasty]

I would play a cyclical game of tabletop.
"The elves gather around the pub table. One pulls out a pair of roughly-carved dice and a tabletop gaming board."
"Um, I have to take you to hell now-"
"Not until the representation of Death approaches the party!"

 

[andriod]

swear to god that before i die i will see [enter band name], then never go to see the band u mad deth?

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Beat him at his own game.
Wait, that would be horrible.
Umm... I think if I can prove that theorem with all numbers being zeroes to him, he will just disappear. Planescape-style.

 

[Jeff Gibson]

Back when I was in high school, one of my friends forgot his wallet at home, sold his soul to me to pay for his lunch. I can either trade it in, or summon the guy to battle Death alongside me.

 

[00slash00]

i imagine i would win that battle the same way i do in castlevania. get horribly raped the first time, reload, level up a bit, then kick deaths ass

 

[Android2137]

Well, I'd play chess with him, except... I suck at chess...

If he is a skeleton man, I'd invest in a dog... Or zombie dog... Even if said zombie dog is what kills me, it'd be worth it to see the comical chase that will ensue as a result.

 

[Candlejack]

Chat him up about Susan, his granddaughter. Perhaps he'll forget why he came.

Either that, or trick him into saying my name.

 

[Sacman]

The same way Dante did... Nothing wittier than a scythe to the face...

 

[Gorog2]

I would just hit the restart button........ Crap I'm not a video game.

O.K, I would Disguize myself as Deaths Dad and ground him. That would work right... right.

 

[AquaAscension]

Like This

 

[Criquefreak]

Asked death about why I'm still around many times. He keeps getting called back to work every time.

Could just be that whole escorting the dead to the after-life thing, don't know a lot of people who favor the idea of having me tag along with them anywhere. Either that or death really doesn't like me and gets a sadistic laugh out of having me live forever.

 

[Pegghead]

Everyone knows that death can't win at hungry hungry hippos, it's like scientific fact or something.

 

[Flunk]

You can't, you're going to die.

 

[Christopher Dudgeon]

Hmm... By forcing him to watch Twilight.

I Think We Have A WINNER!!! lol

keep it up guys these are hilarious!!!

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

Show him this song.


It will be so both topical and awesome that he'd let me go just for showing him it.

 

[cahtush]

simply say "chuck norris"

 

[the fake]

with a knife a gun and some rope ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE

 

[blxtnsq]

Kick him in the nads.

And hope he's not voiced by Christopher Lee.

(Two references for the price of one!)

Ooh!
Rimmer from Red Dwarf and the grim reaper from The Colour Of Magic?
I didn't google so I could be WAY off.

 

[Betancore]

"If you take me, I'll kill myself."
Or something not very witty and useless like that. I think I'd just take his hand and skip along to my afterlife merrily. Not too fond of staying behind in the world of the living.