How would my fellow escapist's outwit Death?

[ultimateownage]

Turn into Bill and Ted.

 

[tomtom94]

Kick him in the nads.

And hope he's not voiced by Christopher Lee.

(Two references for the price of one!)

Ooh!
Rimmer from Red Dwarf and the grim reaper from The Colour Of Magic?
I didn't google so I could be WAY off.

Very good, very good indeed.

Go get yourself a cookie. (laziness is a virtue!)
Same goes for anyone else who got it.

 

[blackguard89]

Well I'd ask it to try and take the sould ingame of a wow player......
CUz that can't happen theyll just runn around and ress themselves....
Death would be so pissed that it would cheat to make the corpse dissapear, and then....It would get Banned >.
EPic win for everyone
Just kidding.
I'd probably wait for it in a dark room.......And when it opens the door id be all like:
"Hello I've been......Expecting you"
or maybe
"Why don't you have a seat over there please...." (for those of you that don't know already just google Chris Hansen and his show)

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

by smashing him with a space whale

[sub]god, this Space Whale joke is going to get old fast won't it?[/sub]

 

[monkey_man]

make death see 4chan.
the sucker wont know what's coming >

 

[Hawk of Battle]

Calvinball.

If death always wins in the end, then I shall STALEMATE HIM FOR ETERNITY!

 

[fgdfgdgd]

I'd beat him in a game of card for my life, simple as that, infact i believe in some folke lore you can challange death to a game of your choice for your life.

 

[blackguard89]

I dunno if you could do anything....I mean it's death we're talking about.
Probably have ...a......cup............of.......TEAAAA.....
=))

 

[smithy_2045]

Become his protege?

 

[Reaper195]

Ask for his job. Pretty sure death is tired of people trying to outwit him.

<>

 

[smeghead25]

LIKE THIS!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ifaw07fuU00&feature=related

hahaha i love red dwarf

Good news then my friend. Apparently filming of two brand new series (series 10 and 11) could be beginning in january

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

I won't - not witty enough. But I'm sure some other escapists are

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Challenge him to a rapier duel.
I can use a rapier quite well.

 

[Communist partisan]

Like this:

 

[John the Gamer]

I'd clone myself and transfer all my memories etc. to the clone. So even if I die, "I" will still live on. I'm willing to make that sacrifice for the advancement of "Me".

 

[Joshroom]

Wear a sign around my neck saying "I am definetly not not the Josh your looking for. Maybe". Then while he's confused, leg it.
Hey, could work.

 

[freakyalex]

I'd convince him he was a figment of my imagination, then tell him he wasn't real. If the shock doesn't take him out, then the relief of still existing will earn me his eternal gratitude.

Plan B involves chess, obviously.

 

[Baskerville]

Challenge him to a game of roshambo..

 

[The Afrodactyl]

I'll commit suicide as he comes to take me.

See, that's rather counter-productive.

But he doesn't get the points for the kill.

 

[Ampersand]

I guess i'd have to go Dante Alighieri on his ass.
Or challenge him to a game of twister.

what if he like....pulls his foot off and places it down...isnt that kinda winning?

Yeah but eventually both his hands would be on the mat and he wouldn't be able to pick it up again.