how would the world look if evryone was like you
- Thread starter Mechsoap
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You just gave me nightmares, OP, thanks.
Anyway, the world... Well, if it was all me, we would know our duty, and we would do it.
There would be no killing... and Nanodesu would be one of the few songs ever played on the radio.
And we'd all have cute little pet cats/kittens...
And XBL would be a lot quieter. And nicer. Much politer.
A world free from racism or sexism, the strong helping the weak, a unified world looking outwards, towards the stars...
Maybe not so nightmarish, apart from the fact that everyone would be me.
Also, there may be some spelling mistakes and insanity in that world, but not as many spelling mistakes as in this world.
Anyway, the world... Well, if it was all me, we would know our duty, and we would do it.
There would be no killing... and Nanodesu would be one of the few songs ever played on the radio.
And we'd all have cute little pet cats/kittens...
And XBL would be a lot quieter. And nicer. Much politer.
A world free from racism or sexism, the strong helping the weak, a unified world looking outwards, towards the stars...
Maybe not so nightmarish, apart from the fact that everyone would be me.
Also, there may be some spelling mistakes and insanity in that world, but not as many spelling mistakes as in this world.
Fat, and most probably gay from all the sexual frustration. however you would never have trouble finding a co-op partner, or a group for an epic all nighter dnd session. Other than the whole no sex thing, it would be pretty sweet.
Pubescent, intelligent, meek, wimp-ish and comparitively large (the world that is, as I'm quite small).
While our technological advances could be great (billions of people all working together is something unmatched in our world) and there would be no war, there probably be very little pro-creation going on (due to me not finding me attractive, and the fact that I've never met a person who found me attractive either).
While our technological advances could be great (billions of people all working together is something unmatched in our world) and there would be no war, there probably be very little pro-creation going on (due to me not finding me attractive, and the fact that I've never met a person who found me attractive either).
world war 3, 4, and 5 would replace monday, tuesday and friday (i'm too lazy to nuke people on thursday and wednesdays i sleep in)
The moment I'm cloned each one will probably find their own place in the world, I think the crime rates will rise in order to make things interesting, even more interesting is that my mind is so inconsistant that there should still be a bit of variety around. Would be a pretty damn cold place though, not much affection around as I hate myself half the time but people would still lend a hand based on principles and morals.Mechsoap said:
Oh and murder rates would eventually rise to shocking amounts since I don't believe in suicide.
There would be warring factions of bizarrely dressed people fighting for various stupid and frivolous things manly using nerf guns and nerf based weaponry.
"Tonight on the 7:43 'o' clock news! The Empire of "COCO PUFFS ARE THE BEST FUCKING BREAKFAST CEREAL EVER" has overrun the small kingdom of "Honey Nut Cheerios Are Actually Pretty Good."
"The battle was short but brutal, though after 2 hours of flying darts and insults the people of "Honey Nut Cheerios Are Actually Pretty Good" realized that Coco Puffs are actually pretty fucking better."
"Tonight on the 7:43 'o' clock news! The Empire of "COCO PUFFS ARE THE BEST FUCKING BREAKFAST CEREAL EVER" has overrun the small kingdom of "Honey Nut Cheerios Are Actually Pretty Good."
"The battle was short but brutal, though after 2 hours of flying darts and insults the people of "Honey Nut Cheerios Are Actually Pretty Good" realized that Coco Puffs are actually pretty fucking better."