How would you continue the story?

[whaleswiththumbs]

Let me give the first part of the story and tell me how you would continue it

First of please no killing everything, or most of everything, and nothing about Chuck Norris or Jesus...

Robert walked up to the evil steampunk robot and pulled out an inferno arrow to fling from his burning bow, before he pulls back, Alex the retarded warrior jumps from a 9 story roof with his ice bow held high and slices the robots right hand off, then he goes into the closest alley to try to tie his shoe. Robert worried that the hand will fall on him jumps out of the way and narrowly misses th falling hand. Suddenly, a floating ship of ghost pirates fly overhead and start shooting ectoplasm cannonballs....

9this is what I think about when I'm bored)

 

[Aardvark]

Honestly, genocide is the one of the few things that can save this. You'd need the combined powers of Angus MacGyver and Jesus H Christ to finish this off for the entertainment of all.

 

[Souplex]

It needs something about a cyborg Jewish college professor named professor Cy-Berg

 

[The Random One]

I just felt the need to point out, you don't need both an inferno arrow and a burning bow. Either will suffice quite well.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

Bruce Cambell.

 

[shadow_pirate22]

Needs more cowbell.

And Zeratul to come in at the last second and best Boba Fett at the intergalactic break-dancing competition.

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

My ending to the story:

Robert jumped off of his motorcycle and did backplips and landed on the robot's hand. "Alex the retarded warrior is now this hand..." Robert said to him.

"Yar har! we will fire our supercannon!" Said the pirate zombie goasts.

"No! Not all of Dallas!" Which is a nice place, and my friend lives there.

"This is Joson," the radio crackered. "You must fight the pirates." So Rob gotted his palsma bow and blew up the hull.

"HE GOING TO KILL US" Said the pirates.

"I will shoot at him" said the pirate captain, and he fired the ghostly cannons. John plasmaed at him, and tried to blew him up, but then the mast fell and they were trapped, and not able to kill.

"NO I MUST KILL THE PIRATES!" Robert shouted.

The radio said, "No, Rob, you are the pirates."

And then Rob was a zombie.

Alex suddenly found wepon and jumped onto the ship and said "Zombie Goasts leave this place!"

"But this is our house!"

And Alex felt sad because they couldn't live there any more because they were zombie goasts, so he blew up the house and killed them, so they were at piece. And then he buried them all underground and planted pants on them so instead of messy dirt and dark, there were pretty things there now to be happy.

Alex looked up. The countrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky.

"Thanks I could help, bro..." Alex said.

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

All I can think of is how you slice off someones hand with a bow... You could perhaps shoot it off but that would be a big ass arrowhead. I will need to test this... (Puts on a lab coat)

 

[GRoXERs]

My ending to the story:

Robert jumped off of his motorcycle and did backplips and landed on the robot's hand. "Alex the retarded warrior is now this hand..." Robert said to him.

"Yar har! we will fire our supercannon!" Said the pirate zombie goasts.

"No! Not all of Dallas!" Which is a nice place, and my friend lives there.

"This is Joson," the radio crackered. "You must fight the pirates." So Rob gotted his palsma bow and blew up the hull.

"HE GOING TO KILL US" Said the pirates.

"I will shoot at him" said the pirate captain, and he fired the ghostly cannons. John plasmaed at him, and tried to blew him up, but then the mast fell and they were trapped, and not able to kill.

"NO I MUST KILL THE PIRATES!" Robert shouted.

The radio said, "No, Rob, you are the pirates."

And then Rob was a zombie.

Alex suddenly found wepon and jumped onto the ship and said "Zombie Goasts leave this place!"

"But this is our house!"

And Alex felt sad because they couldn't live there any more because they were zombie goasts, so he blew up the house and killed them, so they were at piece. And then he buried them all underground and planted pants on them so instead of messy dirt and dark, there were pretty things there now to be happy.

Alex looked up. The countrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky.

"Thanks I could help, bro..." Alex said.

Ah, in the true epic vein of Half life: Full Life Consequences.
Wonderful. Props, man, angry ones (or is that mad? I get so confused sometimes...).

EDIT: and by true epic vein, I mean "ripped directly from." Again, good on yer.

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

HAHA! i love this stuff, i am actually working on making a story out of this in Wordpad, just wanted to see how someone else would do it( not gonna steal everything from you guys though)

I'm not sure on the weird stuff happening in Mccloud's post

Definetly am stealing the cyborg Jewish professor Cy-borg and possibly the break dancing contest.

And of course you need an inferno arrow and a burning bow it doubles the intensity of the burn...(duh!)

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

I'm not sure on the weird stuff happening in Mccloud's post

It's not to be taken literally or (heaven forbid) helpfully. Every single line is a reference to one of three horribly-written fanfictions:

1) Half-Life: Full Life Consequences (1 [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs]/2 [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8yHguvYYyQ&feature=related])

2) Quarter-Life: Halfway To Destruction [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOvglodUIcA]

3) Doom: Repercussions of Evil [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBQIx5jiTsg&feature=related]

Rest assured that I'm not expecting you to use any of those lines, or think that's the quality of my writing.

It's just the combination of medieval (and magic?) weaponry, steampunk robots, and ghost pirates seemed odd enough to warrant this kind of tease. That and, to no offense, the writing is... Less than perfect in my opinion. YMMV.

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

It's just the combination of medieval (and magic?) weaponry, steampunk robots, and ghost pirates seemed odd enough to warrant this kind of tease. That and, to no offense, the writing is... Less than perfect in my opinion. YMMV.

eh. no problem just weird, yes there is slight magic, when i finish the story (eventually) there will be better explainations of everything, and not really conserned for grammatical correctness or for a certaint style of writing.