How would you die?

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bak00777

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well I would choose not to die, wait... what? I can't choose that option? Oh, um well then that super orgasm one seems like a good choice, or a death where i ascend into the heavens and become a being made of pure energy and power, then i could return to earth and vanquish my enemies MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! erhm, ya that one sounds good.
 

savandicus

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Fenreil said:
savandicus said:
Fenreil said:
Being chased by a group of topless women until I fall of a cliff, into my own grave.

Cookie for the reference...
monty pyton meaing of life

cookie please
I had a cookie all ready for you, but....


Cookie Monster got it first....
Damn you cookie monster, You win this time!

But i'll be back more powerful than you can ever imagine!
 

Palademon

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Exexcuted for high treason for starting the the robot misanthrope socialist revolution.
 

akuma117

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after building my own home-made tactical nuclear catapult and testing it within my garden shed.
 

Betancore

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I'd like my brains blown out. Especially after a friend of mine was filming us on his video camera and afterwards he's like, "It's okay, I'll blow your face out when I edit this." As said in the previous thread, if someone did it on a massive canvas and called it modern art, then maybe I could even be famous afterwards.
 

AvsJoe

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I would choose a painless death during my sleep.

Or I would choose a malfunctioning parachute while falling towards a large city by the ocean or mountains. I'd aim for the nearest swimming pool, parked car, or Porta-Potty and enjoy the view on the way down.
 

Macgyvercas

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Preferably at age 76 after disarming a bomb that would destroy the planet and singlehandedly fighting off ten waves of bad guys and the big bad guy.
 

Free Thinker

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Being Falcon Punched into another dimension filled with ninja zombies in case I survive the punch itself.
 

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shewolf51 said:
Byr0m said:
wooty said:
Hopefully shot in battle while leading my squad on an heroic charge.

Thats the way for me
This, except I die from a hollow-point sniper round to the head and my death motivates my squad to eventually succeed. I die a martyr, the killer is viewed as 'cheap' (hopefully) and we accomplish what we set out to do...even in death.

EDIT: Hollow point round because it would (more-or-less) cause this:



No surviving that, and probably instantaneous and painless.
Except for the people around you who would likely end up dying from vomiting out their internal organs at the very sight.
Yeah, but my men would be REAL MEN who could beat chuck norris and death in a staring contest before pummeling them to death with their own limbs so they wouldn't be ill-affected by it, instead, my excellent leadership-infused blood would spur them on to do better if it landed on them :p