How would you do it?

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

This is a thread where one person posts a situation, then the next person solves it. Then the same person who posts the solution must post a new situation.
Note: I don't want stuff like," I'm going to use healing powers!" when you get injured, try to be realistic.
I'll start: You have been cut across the arm. What do you do?

 

[Fire Daemon]

I put pressure on the wound and tie something around it. Then I ask for a trip to the hospital. If no one is around then I ring for an ambulance or leg it if I can't find a phone.

What would you do if you find your signifigant other in bed with someone else.

 

[Khedive Rex]

Hot wax. Prevents infection in the wound and leaves it almost perfectly preserved. Can you say, cool scar?

EDIT: wow first post and already messed up.

I would walk away calmly. If they were cheating on me they've done me a favor by allowing me to find out and walk away.

You've been challenged to a game of chess by a grandmaster. What do you do?

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

I would play it, knowing defeat is immenient, and congradulate him.

What would you do if you tripped over a small object, like a pebble, and you were in a very crowded area?

 

[KenzS]

I'd lie on the ground laughing at myself... then eventually get up and walk away


You are at a bank while an armed robbery is taking place, what would you do?

 

[Fire Daemon]

I would just try and not get shot, doing whatever it takes I suppose.

What would you do if someone killed your pet?

 

[Leodiensian]

I'd still have two but I would probably punch that person in the face every time I saw them, since I love my cats.

What would you do if you were in the Prisoners Dilemna?

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Break out, disguised as a guard
What would you do if you were going to kill your wife?
(O.J Simpson, FTW)

 

[Dinnj]

Hire OJ Simpson to do it for me.

What would you do if you were going to assassinate JFK?

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Who says I didn't?

How would you prove that we didn't land on the Moon?

 

[LewsTherin]

Destroy the Evidence we did.

how would you reload a crowbar?

 

[Dinnj]

By raising my arm above my head.

How would you build a ship?

 

[NinjaDwarf]

Fetch Noah.

How would you go about world domination?

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Sneakily

How would you trick an antelope?

 

[Spleeni]

With my MIND; and antelope bait.

If you needed to make 10 million dollars in a year, what would be your method.

 

[TheKnifeJuggler]

Whoops, time for a small edit...

Show a millionaire mathematician a grid of ideal one ohm resistors and ask it what the maximum amount of resistance between two given points and wait for it to get hit by a truck whilest figuring out the answer at least ten times a year having them put you in their will somehow...

How would you go about telling someone they are tone deaf?

 

[7dollarbill]

Simon Cowell in a can! In stores now.


How would you stop a terrorist from bombing your kitchen.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Ask him to bomb the living room.

What would you do with a squirrel near a petri dish?

 

[Baldrek]

Move the squirrel out of the lab

How would you escape from the north pole?

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Go west. Life is peaceful there. Go west. In the open air.

How would you go about counting all the water molecules in a wet towel?