How would you do it?

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Easy, make them into mutton.

How would you play Lair with the Sixaxis controls?

 

[Spleeni]

Magic! No, hacks! Magical hacks?

How would you design and produce an awesome game with no budget?

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Steal it from Diablo.

How would you kill Revan?

 

[TheKnifeJuggler]

Slowly...

How would you obtain crucial evidence?

 

[mshcherbatskaya]

From an undisclosed source.

How would you engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent?

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

The same way I do every day at work.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[Khedive Rex]

Too much.

How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol Hoards got bored?

 

[M0rp43vs]

too little

How do you get rid of trolls(both real, mythical and the horrid ones lurking the interwebs)

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Real: Kill it with fire.
Mythical: Kill it with fire.
On the blagonet (thank you for that phrase, xkcd): Kill it with flamimg.

How would you get into Fort Knox?

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Disguised as a bunch of carrots

What is the capital of Antartica?

 

[Johnn Johnston]

The letter 'A'. HA!

How would you escape from the cops if you were handcuffed to a tree and a policeman?

 

[Omnidum]

Turn off the lights, handcuff the policeman to the tree, while escaping. (Thank ye, cartoons!)

If you had an eternity, how would you disprove the laws of physics?

 

[M0rp43vs]

If you had an eternity, wait for the human race to be wiped out, wait for the next race to grow to a stage where they can communicate better.(you have an eternity be patient) then introduce your laws of physics

How would you spend a day a president of the us?

 

[PurpleRain]

Naked.

How do you stop the poison for a venomous snake?

Aww, I'll answer this one. Whack the wound really hard with a stick. It bruises and causes the area to very slowly let out the poion giving your body enough time to fight it. Thank you Aboriginal Australians for teaching me that one.

Next one:

What would you do if you saw Cthulhu?

 

[Dinnj]

Run, very, very, very quickly, winged, octopus headed humanoid = bad.

What would you do if you saw Azathoth?

 

[PurpleRain]

You turn your gun on yourself.

What would you do if you suddenly realised you could shot lazers from your eyes?

 

[Dinnj]

Shoot lasers from my eyes. Straight at the person who closed the entrances for CoC...

What would you do if you had lasers shot at you?

 

[Hey Joe]

I'd totally deflect them with my shield of awesomeness and then do this totally sweet triple-somersault to take out the n00bs who were shooting at me and I'd be all like "It's been revoked" and then I'd get the really hot girl but we'd have to have sex in another position because she twisted her ankle running for this monster who was all like 'rawr!' and I was all like 'no way dude'.

How would you rewrite the above sentence?

 

[Dinnj]

Better. "I'd defelct them with my shield and save the girl." Easy, quick, and more importantly this time round no one got hurt.

If I was chasing you with a razorblade what would you do?

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

Turn around and kick the shit out of you

How would you make a pencil disappear?