How would you do it?

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Use a pen

What is the equivalent of a bucket of water?

 

[Copter400]

A fistful of boomstick.

If an old geezer poisons you and wants you to participate in a fiendish death trap to earn the antidote, what do you do?

 

[Omnidum]

I would break through the stage. (Saw IS just a scene, right?)

How can you possibly run through a gauntlet unscathed?

 

[Dommyboy]

Put a treadmill in a tank. Than run on the treadmill while the tank goes through the gauntlet.

How would you eat a plasma TV, covered in plasma?

 

[Evilbunny]

I would ask kirby to do it, then I would eat kirby.

How much would you pay to shoot a cow with a rocket launcher?

 

[Johnn Johnston]

All the money in the world, my friend. All the money in the world.

How would you harvest the minds of fish?

 

[Spleeni]

The same way I harvest Little Sisters.

If you had nothing but a Kleenex and a chainsaw; how would you escape from a prison?

 

[Copter400]

I'd fuck up anyone who wants to stop me with the chainsaw and wipe my hands with the Kleenex.

How would you go about fighting a man with a knife?

 

[LewsTherin]

Shoot him in the head, Indiana Jones Style.

how would you fend off a zombie horde? (Necromantic Zombies, none of this spinal parasite stuff)

 

[Necromancist]

Fortify my home, filling the bathtub with water and going upstairs with all my supplies, weapons, ammo, friends and family and checking that my secure getaway plan works properly before destroying the staircase and waiting it out.

What would you do if a ninja was charging you? Assume he's very fast and agile (he's a ninja, duh, but still. It was worth pointing out), he'll reach you in 5 seconds and he has a ninja-to.

 

[Evilbunny]

I wouldn't try to dodge the ninja, that's impossible. Instead, I'd try to realize the truth: there is no ninja.

What would you do if you found yourself falling in love with a robot (think chobits here, if you've seen the show)?

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

I would set off an EMP when I'm with it.

How would you fight Kain when you have the other part of the Soul Reaver?

 

[Mnemophage]

Withering insults.

How are you going to explain those terrible grades to your parents?

 

[Lazzi]

Destory the original and create a copy with some one elses name, crash the county servers so all data is lost, burn down the school and teachers hosues so that any paper media is destoryed. And jsut in case ill feed my rreport card to the dog for good measure.

How ar you going to open the pickle jar when all th phones feel in the bath tub and your hand are bandaged form the electricaly burn you obtained?

 

[Dinnj]

Chainsaw.

How would you escape an insane asylum?

 

[M0rp43vs]

Anyone seen the first level of hitman for the ps2, yeah like that, the aggresive way

how would you survive being stranded in the australian outback

 

[Lazzi]

I would live off my non existant fat reserves

how would you explain the color green to a blind person?

 

[Johnn Johnston]

I would find someone with synesthesia, and get them to describe to me how the colour green smells/feels/tastes/sounds, and I would relay that to the blind person.

How would you avoid being arrested for drug smuggling?

 

[John Galt]

I'd delegate the actual smuggling to some poor illegals crossing from Mexico. They'd leg it across the border, I'd meet them in the desert, take the drugs(no need to pay them, just call INS if they get uppity), and then waltz into town and set up shop.

How would you kill yourself in the most outlandish way possible?

 

[Johnn Johnston]

I would buy an attack helicopter and three hundred barrels filled to the brim with petrol and C4 explosives. I would then hire someone to fly the helicopter high above where I would be standing - which would be on top of the stack of barrels. He would then parachute out, and the helicopter, laden with missiles, would land upon me and the explosives and would promptly explode, vapourising me.

How would you open a jar of pickles using a toothpick?