How would you do it?

[Birras]

I would poke the top of the jar enough times to make an opening large enough for a human hand to fit through. Remove pickle. Crunch.

How would you play Guitar Hero with no hands or feet?

 

[z121231211]

By choosing the shortest song on easy and hope I can survive without hitting any buttons.

There is a lion, what do you do?

 

[Spleeni]

Release the war-bears.

How would you take a practical exam without studying first, or reading the directions?

 

[Birras]

Use Febreeze. Febreeze solves everything.

How do you explain that the squiggly (~) on the keyboard is a letter without using the phrase 'pork chops'.

 

[TheKnifeJuggler]

Don't discuss whilst hungry/in a kitchen.

How do you make a creative hat?

 

[M0rp43vs]

the american way.... rip something off

How would you make a fun game

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Make make fun of Jack Thompson.

How would you defeat Solid Snake?

 

[INF1NIT3 D00M]

I would leave a porno mag out then hide in a box until he reads it then slit his throat for the most ironic results.

what would you do if you had your girlfriend kidnapped, you fought through hundreds of levels, did unspeakable things to turtles, finally bested the doom castles only to be told she was elsewhere, and when you finally found her she didnt even kiss you?

 

[000Ronald]

I'd eat a couple mushrooms and call it a day.

What would you do if someone framed you for eco-terrorism, and the idiots in charge of the vacation resort made you clean the entire island you had just gotten to? Note: you had just accedentally bought an anoying talking machine that can store and spray impossible amounts of water.

 

[Ultrajoe]

I'd do it just to spite your hopes for an interesting solution.

You are humanities last hope, the hordes have taken all of the southern hemisphere, you have a toothpick, a rubber band, 500 pebbles and CERN's Large Hadron Collider.

 

[000Ronald]

I would use the toothpick to mine the iron ore out of the pebbles, then melt them together, and use the rubber band to blow my brains out. I can't take the responsibility of saving the human race.

You're standing in an elevator, alone, when JACK THOMPSON walks in...alone...what would you do?

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

Nobody would know. But only one of us would survive the elevator ride.

You are walking home all by yourself when a car pulls up next to you. A man with a gun leans out the door and shouts at you. What do you do?

 

[000Ronald]

Say "What are you yelling about, Zeb?" and get in the car with him.

A priest, an irishman, and a blonde walk into a bar. What do you do?

 

[000Ronald]

I grab the money and buy a car that gets better gas mileage than a porche, then use whatever's left over to buy a whole lot of Vault.

If you had ten bucks...

 

[Ultrajoe]

would invest it and make millions.

You need to infiltrate the death star you are rapidly drifting towards, you have nothing but a space suit and a power knife.

 

[000Ronald]

I'd slowly drift into their airspace so their tractor beam would pull me in, then kill all the stormtroopers with the power knife.

You're Greedo, and you've just captured Han Solo.

 

[Lord Krunk]

This time I'll remember to shoot first, monologue later.

You have just been given a License to Kill. What do you do?

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

I kill. I kill alot. Starting with YOU!

How would you assassinate the president of the United States?

 

[Lord Krunk]

Suffocating him in a self-inflating marshmallow, of course!

How would you survive without video games?

 

[000Ronald]

I'd masurbate more.

How would you survive without masturbation?