How would you do it?

[Ultrajoe]

Id Play More Video Games.

How Would You Eternally Punish Your Most Hated Foe?

 

[000Ronald]

Make them watch The Disney Channel.

What would you do if you had to watch The Disney Channel for five minutes?

 

[LilGherkin]

Start listening to my iPod and pretend that I'm watching a decent show

What would you do if you got gimped for a day. For those of you that don't know what a gimp is the quickest reference I can think of is the Pulp Fiction guy in the golden watch act.

 

[ninja chicken]

I would survive it, I think.

What would you do if you wouldnt do anything?

 

[000Ronald]

Nothing, obviously.

What would you do if you were trapped in a dark room?

 

[Khedive Rex]

Sleep. Ah, glorious sleep.

What would you do if someone wrote a best selling biography of your life in which they went out of their way to portray you as an insane misanthrope hell bent on the destruction of mankind?

 

[000Ronald]

Step back in the bender and show my father he couldn't have been as much of a monster as I was.

What would you do if you went to a parallell universe where you ruled the world with an iron fist?

 

[Khedive Rex]

Make things work Vetinari style. Either that or ally my parrellel universe with Rain's actual universe and conquere the surrounding dimensions.

Vote For a Better Reign Vote Purple Rain!

What would you do if you woke up and found that you'd compromised all your values in exchange for rat slaves and elder gods?

 

[000Ronald]

Shoot myself.

What would you do if you were one of the aforementioned rat-slaves?

 

[Khedive Rex]

Gorge myself on cheese and do other ... rodential things.

What would you do if out that the world "rodential" is both not a word and a spell that will result in the destruction of the earth?

 

[000Ronald]

Shoot myself.

What do you do when a black cat crosses your path?

 

[Khedive Rex]

... Shoot myself?

What do you do when all the planets are in alignment including ones in other solar systems?

 

[000Ronald]

Insert a Lovecraftian reference in a moderately-little known web forum.

What do you do when all the Xbox's align, even the ones in other countries?

 

[Khedive Rex]

Can you say "World Wide Halo Battle Royale"?

What do you say when all the Xbox's crash, except the ones in other countries?

 

[000Ronald]

"Honey, we're moving to Australia!"

What will you do when the mod's close the thread, being as we're the only two people posting on it?

 

[Khedive Rex]

Hunt you down in real life and continue the thread there!!!

What will you do when you discover that I know where you live?

 

[000Ronald]

Invite you over. You seem like a nice guy.

What do you do when you realize I've rigged my apartment with explosives, and you're in it?

 

[Lord Krunk]

I'll walk out the front door, because you forgot to lock it.

What will you do when the Clock Tower Sandwich arrives?

 

[Khedive Rex]

Indulge my inner pyromaniac and watch the place go up. It may mean my demise, but it would be worth it.

EDIT: MY GOD! People!!! Where did they come from?!?!

I would challenge it to a game of chess for the fate of humanity. I'm no grandmaster but I'm pretty sure I can beat a sandwich.

What will you do when you discover I merely sent a clone of myself to fight Clock Tower Sandwich?

 

[000Ronald]

Laugh, for NOW I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

What will you do when you realize Lord Krunk has entered the thread?