How would you do it?

[Khedive Rex]

... Shout vitriolic commentary at my opponents in unnessacarily high octaves?

What would you do if video games had never been invented?

 

[ninja chicken]

I would not play them anymoar.O)

What would you do if you weren't born?

 

[000Ronald]

Not be alive.

What would you do if you were kicked in the nuts?

 

[ninja chicken]

Scream in agony.

What would you do if you would eat an alive pig?

 

[Hiddlebits]

Vomit uncontrollably

What would you do if a man you had never met before walked up to you and politely asked why you stole his pet hamster?

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Say I was hungry.

What would you do if a million [of your choice of currency] (as in a million coins) dropped out of the sky onto you?

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

I would steal a semi with some sort of open top trailer attached.

What would you do if Micheal Jackson was above you when you woke up?

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

I would tell him about the preschool a block away.

What would you do if you woke up with Jenna Jameson?