How Would You Kill Wolverine?

[Rin Little]

This is something that me and a couple friends have gotten into long debates over. Keep in mind, we exclude the possibilities that are available in the X-Men universe but not our own. So far the best idea that we've come up with is introducing HIV into his system, but we can't even decide if this would work because he regenerates/heals.

How would you kill Wolverine if you had to?

 

[JustShyofGenius]

Eject him into the sun.

 

[cryogeist]

i think a minigun would do the trick.

Spoiler: kind of hard to dodge a hail of boolet

EDIT: right! well...maybe this wouldnt work.

 

[SD-Fiend]

bombard him with the energies of oblivion.

 

[Instant K4rma]

Drown him, I suppose. Tie some rocks to him and chuck him in a lake. He may be able to regenerate, but I doubt his regeneration can cause him to sprout gills.

 

[TheBrett]

Chain him up, drop him into a vat of molten metal, then seal the top. The constant burns and damage will bring him to exhaustion, and eventually he'll die from dehydration.

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

Simple enough,
Get me a nano suit and a huge fucking steel pillar.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

Tie him down with some nice strong chains that stay out of the way of his claws, then hand him over to a crematorium and get them to cook him at gas mark 50 for 36 hours, then before he has a chance to regenerate any ligaments or tendons, separate the adamantium-coated bones and encase them in concrete.

 

[khaimera]

I would send him to Phoenix. The city not the character. It causes a slow death, trust me.

 

[4173]

Throw him into the sun, strand him on Pluto, something something infinite gravity


really don't need to get him far into space, he can just float there as a chunk of ice or w/e

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Have Magneto tear his skeleton out. Easy-peasy and I think it may have happened before...Still, Magneto can do it and he can do it easily. Just rip the guy up limb-from-limb.

 

[Soviet Steve]

Guillotine + toss the head into acid = FUN TIMES

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

Shoot him through the heart, stab a knife into his spinal cord, then bury him alive. Well, that was easy.

 

[Mr. Omega]

Well, Wolverine has the (probably) 3rd best healing factor in Marvel, but the adamantium skeleton does add an extra layer onto it...

Trick some shmuck into using the Ultimate Nullifier on him? The Infinity Gauntlet to remove him from existence? The Cosmic Cube to do the same thing? Or use either of the later two to remove his healing factor and/or adamantium skeleton and just shoot him in the face. That's all I can think of that'd have the best chance of working. Good luck healing from non-existence.

 

[staika]

I will throw him into a pit of lava and laugh as he slowly dies as his body melts from the intense heat and he curses out my name with his final breath.

 

[Nerdstar]

i think a minigun would do the trick.

Spoiler: kind of hard to dodge a hail of boolet

its been done trust me...

 

[cryogeist]

i think a minigun would do the trick.

Spoiler: kind of hard to dodge a hail of boolet

its been done trust me...

add explosive rounds then >.>