How Would You Kill Wolverine?
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Time travel. Date Wolverine's mom so she never hooks up with his dad...Didnt anyone see Back to the Future?
Oh god... The best way to beat Wolverine is to not even fucking try. He once blew up a gas station, him in the center, during a fight with Sabretooth. He was burned to a skeleton.
Half an hour later he was chatting with the guy in a bar. This was about a few hours before he was thrown out of an airplane by Sabretooth for his PROTECTION.
So, uh, unless you are several world governments, possessed of the means to send him to the sun, it's going to be tricky. Remember, half the battle is capturing the expertly trained, superhumanly aware, justifiably paranoid warrior (who can cut through almost any walls or cages) in the first place.
Half an hour later he was chatting with the guy in a bar. This was about a few hours before he was thrown out of an airplane by Sabretooth for his PROTECTION.
So, uh, unless you are several world governments, possessed of the means to send him to the sun, it's going to be tricky. Remember, half the battle is capturing the expertly trained, superhumanly aware, justifiably paranoid warrior (who can cut through almost any walls or cages) in the first place.
Wolverine survived the equivalent of a nuke blast, and regenerated from nothing but a skeleton. I don't think that'll work...Cap said:
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The sun wouldn't kill him either. The Hulk tossed him into the sun before. He came out the other side right as rain.joshuaayt said:
Only way to really kill him is to atomise every cell of his body INSTANTLY. So say... the Infinity Gauntlet?
How are you gonna suffocate him? Let alone catch the guy without getting killed?katsabas said:
Also this^SomeLameStuff said:
cement shoes to the bottom of the ocean of the suffocation doesn't do it the pressure will
and that adamantium skeleton won't help much
AND if he does survive i doubt he's gonna be going anywhere
and that adamantium skeleton won't help much
AND if he does survive i doubt he's gonna be going anywhere
Blow up a gas station while he is on top of it, reducing him to a skeleton, and then weld his arms together inside his ribcage (with adamantium, if it is possible.) He will regenerate as a crippled wolverine whose arms are permanently lodged inside his chest cavity. He may not die from his injuries, but this seems like a reasonable way to incapacitate him for your mineshaft-minefield sun firing shenanigans.
Put him in the deep freeze with liquid nitrogen, and then launch him into space.
He may not "die" by this. But isnt the best policy for this sort of thing, "out of sight and out of mind?"
Besides, im sure by the time he defrosted and was able to get a grasp on the situation, he'd be a good 50-100 years out.
Worse case Scenario, he lands on a planet, jumps, and floats his arse back to earth. That might take another 200-300 years though, so i doubt he would still be "Wolverine". He'd probably go insane after half the ride, and call him self "Molmoz the dancing Ezelfrunt". That is, if he can recall what dancing is.
He may not "die" by this. But isnt the best policy for this sort of thing, "out of sight and out of mind?"
Besides, im sure by the time he defrosted and was able to get a grasp on the situation, he'd be a good 50-100 years out.
Worse case Scenario, he lands on a planet, jumps, and floats his arse back to earth. That might take another 200-300 years though, so i doubt he would still be "Wolverine". He'd probably go insane after half the ride, and call him self "Molmoz the dancing Ezelfrunt". That is, if he can recall what dancing is.
Suffocation won't work as it just kills brain cells which would just regenerate....in fact with his healing factor Wolvie really shouldn't even need to breathe anymore.
But that is beside the point.
In this universe without marvel powers (other then wolvie's who must have gotten shot into our universe somehow) I would use a sniper rifle with exploding rounds to take him down from a distance (so he wouldn't know anything was up). It should keep him out long enough for me to shoot a bunch more bullets into his head to keep him out, and then I would stick him in a large container of strong acid for long term storage.
The acid should get rid of everything but his skeleton, including the ligiments etc that hold it together so I would then seperate his bones, storing each in a seperate smaller vat of acid, and then attempt to burn them, inject acid into any holes in the adamantium etc. In theory enough heat should destroy the bone even through the adamantium (of course in the marvel universe that did not happen...but honestly it should). If that fails I would then smelt the bones into blocks of steel to prevent any regeneration of tissue being possible and drop them into random places in the ocean so they could not be recovered etc.
While technically he might be able to be ressurected if someone could locate all the pieces and remove the steel surrounding his bones......for all practical purposes he would be completely dead (no longer capable of thought or action....and no extreme cost would be involved in the process. In fact, most of that could be done by anyone who wanted to invest a bit of time and money into the effort.
But that is beside the point.
In this universe without marvel powers (other then wolvie's who must have gotten shot into our universe somehow) I would use a sniper rifle with exploding rounds to take him down from a distance (so he wouldn't know anything was up). It should keep him out long enough for me to shoot a bunch more bullets into his head to keep him out, and then I would stick him in a large container of strong acid for long term storage.
The acid should get rid of everything but his skeleton, including the ligiments etc that hold it together so I would then seperate his bones, storing each in a seperate smaller vat of acid, and then attempt to burn them, inject acid into any holes in the adamantium etc. In theory enough heat should destroy the bone even through the adamantium (of course in the marvel universe that did not happen...but honestly it should). If that fails I would then smelt the bones into blocks of steel to prevent any regeneration of tissue being possible and drop them into random places in the ocean so they could not be recovered etc.
While technically he might be able to be ressurected if someone could locate all the pieces and remove the steel surrounding his bones......for all practical purposes he would be completely dead (no longer capable of thought or action....and no extreme cost would be involved in the process. In fact, most of that could be done by anyone who wanted to invest a bit of time and money into the effort.
