erttheking said:
Yeah I gotta echo that the main problem with last Jedi is that it tried to do Empire Strikes back AND Return of the Jedi at the same time (And the gambling planet sub-plot goes nowhere and barely has anything to say). And both Poe and Holdo are idiots. Also, it was kind of paradoxical in that it kept copying everything but also ripped things up at the last second. Luke goes into scary dark cave and has a dark vision of Darth Vader. Rey goes into a cave and finds...nothing.
Hey, more power to you if you want to rip up established trends. The thing is, there's a general rule for media. For everything you take out, you have to put something else in to replace it. Last Jedi took a lot of stuff out and replaced it with...nothing. Apart from a few things that tried to make the universe come off as complex but was more eye rolling. Someone was selling weapons to both the First Order AND the pathetically undermanned Resistance? Yeah, I'm sure the twenty or so fighters sold would be worth the First Order blowing a hole in his head when they inevitably found out.
But I gotta say, Last Jedi is a bad movie, but it's not any worse than the prequels.
Gotta disagree. The Prequels are light years better than the last Jedi (see what I did there?).
The Prequels had the inevitable task of creating a bland and peaceful existence in a galaxy specifically designed for the average movie goer's wish fulfillment. You know, a Galaxy of the man against us. But my ragtag team of misfits and hot women in Gold Bikinis will ride in our sweet rides and show them what for!
The Prequels had to show the reality of peace time. It's dull. The Galactic Senate, while having no real power over the Jedi, asked them to help with diplomatic relations and peace keeping. But all Jedi weren't just going off and slicing fools left and right.
Hell, a good part of the Jedi Order was the the service order. With the Agricultural Corps [https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Agricultural_Corps/Legends] being the largest of that number. That was seconded by the Exploration Corps [https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Exploration_Corps].
The Prequels had to establish what was lost. I feel they did that. It wasn't as exciting as flying your ship to blow up a moon sized battle station. But it was the preamble to see what the Empire truly did for the Galaxy. While the Prequels aren't my favorite, I can appreciate them for setting up how truly bad the Empire made things.
The Last Jedi... just... Oh God, it was bad. It was bad all over. Wasted potential, Dumb decisions... I still don't understand why in a fleet of how many ships, not one of them decided to do what Holdo did. They were all faced with the same situation, and supposedly had the same training. Why did it only occur to Holdo?
Finn just became more of the butt monkey. Like, as much as I like Finn, I honest to God have no idea what he actually brings to the story. His First Order training never seems to come into real use. He's not an exceptional fighter. He fails in almost everything he does.
But so does the cast. Poe's only purpose in the movie was to be told "You don't know what the fuck you're talking about". And he doesn't. His first action in the movie really screws over a lot of people... and it was meaningless!
Rose is there to... set up a Love Triangle between Rey, herself, and Finn, I guess? But Finn doesn't even really seem to be into her. He just cares for her as he does all his allies. And Rey is affected by that for some reason? There was never a hint of romance between them before. Even attraction. Just a mutual happiness that they both got each other out of bad situations a movie ago.
She will always be my Princess will Always Be My Princess.
Kylo Ren comes onto the screen and all I can ever think of this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBMj_nuqlik]. He's like if a Spencer's Gifts and a Hot Topic got together and had a human baby. I can never take him seriously when I used to go to High School with dozens of guys like him.
Snoke was... a waste.
But the creme de la creme. The absolute insult to all of Star Wars Fiction is how they did Luke. From the bravest Jedi there was to "Oops, made a mistake. Everything is a lie even though everything is my fault. Better not try to fix a thing".
I hate the Last Jedi for how they made everything useless and the only quality that the resistance constantly show is failure. The Prequels are just a tad boring and have really bad pacing. But each movie has some high points. Darth Maul and his reveal, How Obi Wan had to mature and face his weaknesses in an instant, Mace Windu, Yoda, Dooku, Grievous.
The most you have is Holdo's maneuver. But it's such a simple one that it's robbed from any real importance since any other ships could have done it at any time. So something that should have been cool makes me even angrier because I was literally yelling to all the other ships that they should have done it before.
The Last Jedi does far, far worse than anything that comes before it. It literally takes Kylo Ren and Rey and say "These are the only people that matter". The Last Jedi pulls a Dragon Ball Z with Kylo Ren as Vegita and Rey as Goku. Finn is useless, Poe is useless, Rose is useless, Luke is now a whiny little brat. All agency has been stripped from our ragtag group and placed solely on Rey's shoulders. That's something the old movies never did.
Hell, Lando did what he did for his city. Because Vader would have destroyed it all. He made a choice that he regretted and tried to enforce with one of the literally most powerful men in the Galaxy. And he did everything he could to protect his friends and his companions. And once Vader betrayed him, he got his people out of Cloud City and then turned to help the Rebels. He did something. I can't think of anything worthwhile the Rebels did in the Last Jedi.
That movie turned them from Underdogs that will get the job done to Sad sacks that you just wish would go away.
... I dislike the Movie, is what I'm saying.
Sidebar, I would kill for a Star Wars-Esque Show or Series of the Exploration Corps. Washed out Jedi who explore space and make contact with other cultures? It would print money. New Dangers, New Powers, a rotating cast. It would be amazing.