How would you respond?

[masseyguy911]

"Uh... Thank you?"
Then walk away and hope he doesn't stalk me...

 

[crudus]

How would you respond if a random guy walked up to you and said:
"You smell clean."

What a coincidence, I am clean.

 

[mexicola]

I would say "Ok" and then stare at them to see where this is going. Unless he looks creepy as fuck, then I would pretend I have business elsewhere and walk away.

 

[Riddle78]

Rocket by them on a motorcycle and flick a burning cigar stub at their face.
Actually,I'd say,in a very awkward tone "Thank you?" and walk on in a hurried pace.

 

[health-bar]

"cool."

 

[God's Clown]

I would say "Cool Story Bro" and walk off.

 

[RandomWords]

get right in his face and take one long sniff of him and say the same thing, then walk away like nothing ever happened.

 

[Roganwilson]

... Thanks?

Then just ignore them.

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

"Rest assured, im only clean on the outside..."

 

[Super Toast]

I need an adult! I NEED AN ADULT!

 

[Sacman]

look confused for a second and then say, "uhm... Okay..."

 

[b3nn3tt]

Probably with a hesitant thank you, then think about it as I walk off and feel good that I smell so good that a random stranger would approach me just to inform me of the fact

Must smell pretty damn good for someone to do that

 

[Legendairy314]

"That'll be 10 bucks."

OR

*Sniffs* "You don't."

 

[Calico93]

"as opposed to what? Are you expecting me to smell bad ARE YOU YEAH YOU YEAH ?!?!


.. thanks"