How would you run a talk show?

[Zahri]

Being inspired by the recent topic on racism, hatred, and violence in games, i came to the epiphany that if i ran a talk show, i would brandish a super-soaker loaded with very hot salsa/hot sauce and fire it into the mouth of the idiots who say something i disagree with, and let the clearly superior pro-video game people talk.

OK yeah, I'm biased.

That being said, what fun twists would the escapist put on a talk show? ^^

 

[Simalacrum]

well, I'd use the skills I already have and can use...

Namely, I'd juggle knives

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

I would run it very poorly and either get pulled from the air after 2 shows OR become a massive cult figure.

 

[WestMountain]

Like OPs but with half-naked girls running around

 

[RatRace123]

I would run it to the best of my abilities, try to stay funny, all the while having inappropriate relations with several female employees.

That's what every talkshow should be like.

 

[Quaxar]

I want to have a moat filled with sharks with lasers attached to their heads around the stage so people wanting to talk shit on TV have to swim through it first... best prevention against idiots.
I mean the show wouldn't last long since all guests died immediately but if you ask me someone swimming through a moat full of lasersharks deserves death.

Like OPs but with half-naked girls running around

So you'd do it the italian way.

 

[Jirlond]

Like LRR runs restaurants - have the guests come on talk about their shit, I'll tell them they are scum and shoot them out a catapult.