If called upon, or if there was no one better to handle the situation, how would you save Christmas?
We've all seen it done in movies, now it's your turn!
We've all seen it done in movies, now it's your turn!
How would YOU save Christmas?
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also I tell kids that i killed santa.
Oh thats easy.
Fireworks. End of story.
And guns...
- "What if the plan doesn't work?"
- "That is what we have guns for."
Fireworks. End of story.
And guns...
- "What if the plan doesn't work?"
- "That is what we have guns for."
How would I save christmas? You're not really into your specifics are you? As far as I can tell christmas doesn't need saving. Although I did kinda wonder when I saw a kid in a consumer induced sleep in a pile of toys at the toy store today.
I would shut up all the people that keep whining that Christmas has lost its meaning and force them, along with everyone else, to do what I do and SIT DOWN AND SPEND THE DAY WITH YOUR FAMILY. It's incredibly enjoyable to just sit there and talk to your family about anything.
Starting a "Save Christmas" fundraiser, and having people sign up to be couriers for their communities. Then I would contact major retailers, and send them the money from the fundraiser to stock lots of small, cheap toys in their facilities based on the average income of that facility (more income=more active shoppers=more people in the city=need more toys). Then when December 25 rolls around (assuming I have a bit of advance notice on my new responsibility, if not, I can do January or February), the couriers would be supplied with the toys from their local retailers, and would go lay toys at people's doors in their neighborhoods, because I assume they know who in their neighborhood has or doesn't have kids, so they can hand out the toys inteligently.
Of course, the toys would have some variety, so kids don't go around realizing they all got the same toys.
Sounds genius to me.
Of course, the toys would have some variety, so kids don't go around realizing they all got the same toys.
Sounds genius to me.
It's in the development stages, but part 5 of my 83-part plan would involve a large slice of anchovy pizza and a miniature horse.
Well first of all I wouldn't be too keen on saving Christmas... I would probably be the baddie trying to ruin it. I would have an evil allias like Lord Doin-Evil-Shit and I would go around to everyone's Tupperware cupboards and arrange the contents in a most precarious fashion. When said cupboards are opened this would wreak havoc and surely ruin Christmas for all. However, if I did have to save Christmas I would go and sort out every Tupperware cupboard which my evil alter-ego had been fucking with.
I was kind of hoping that you guys would make up a scenario to go with the saving.Izakflashman said:
I would first destroy 90% of the world's human population, drastically shortening my run. I'd then proceed as normal, only I'd deliver the presents in an Arwing and not a sleigh. I'd also give the Grinch a GoW lancer... To the face.
I imagine a scenario in which zombies attack Santa's workshop and me and Bruce Campbell have to team up to rescue Santa, all while fighting off infected elves and reindeer with shotguns chainsaws, and whatever toys we can find with any deadly qualities.