How would you survive a horror movie?
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my two favorites, American werewolf in London, I'm in America, I'm safe. Okay I'm in London, still just beware the moon.
Now From dusk till dawn, I would draw t's all over my skin, they couldn't touch me foo. Unless we're going by the it's powered by the faith of the user thing, but whatevah.
Now From dusk till dawn, I would draw t's all over my skin, they couldn't touch me foo. Unless we're going by the it's powered by the faith of the user thing, but whatevah.
In a slasher, the rules for survival are pretty simple:
1. Be a woman (I'm boned)
2. Be a virgin (...shut up.)
3. Be of a chaste temperament (I masturbate. Am I boned?)
4. Wear tasteful clothing (doesn't work if there aren't sluts in the cast)
5. Do not smoke (Yay, I pass!)
6. Do not partake in recreational drugs, not even once (Probably boned?)
7. Do not drink (So boned)
8. Have some murky connection to the slasher OR Uncover the slasher's backstory before he kills you (I'm good at research, so I'd probably make that one)
So my average is 3 out of 8.
Yeah, I'm majorly fucked.
Follow these rules, or twist your life around to meet these requirements, and you will survive the likes of Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Leatherface, Chucky, Pinhead and the Leprechaun combined.
1. Be a woman (I'm boned)
2. Be a virgin (...shut up.)
3. Be of a chaste temperament (I masturbate. Am I boned?)
4. Wear tasteful clothing (doesn't work if there aren't sluts in the cast)
5. Do not smoke (Yay, I pass!)
6. Do not partake in recreational drugs, not even once (Probably boned?)
7. Do not drink (So boned)
8. Have some murky connection to the slasher OR Uncover the slasher's backstory before he kills you (I'm good at research, so I'd probably make that one)
So my average is 3 out of 8.
Yeah, I'm majorly fucked.
Follow these rules, or twist your life around to meet these requirements, and you will survive the likes of Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Leatherface, Chucky, Pinhead and the Leprechaun combined.
Find the room with no windows, vents, or any way to get in but the door then wait until morning and go back to back with my wife and go down the main road shooting everything and anything that moves. There is no way I'm going to let some strangers to get me to do anything else.
Well seeing as I am a male caucasian genre savvy nerd who has a low sex drive I probably will not be the first to go. Seeing as that I am genre savvy I will probably still die but my death will likely be an ass pull. Some structural instability, the monster/killers previously unknown skill or ability, killed by the good guys due to mistaken identity or paranoia. My goal before my inevitable death is to make sure that the group gets far enough that it can get out with minimal casualties. Totally not against sacrificing myself in a "you shall not pass" moment.