How you kill bugs.

[Belated]

I have a terrible fear of bugs. If a bug gets in my room, I do not rest until it's dead. Even if it takes me all night to hunt it down. And now it's getting to be bug season again. I usually chase these things down with a can of raid in one hand and a shoe in the other, but I recently got to trade up that shoe for an electrified tennis racket my friend bought me. I just got to test it out a few minutes ago, and to summarize, my kitchen now smells like fried June bug. Pest Sith, beware, for I have found my lightsaber.

Chemicals, paper, shoes, flyswatter, newspaper, 64 palms, scattergun perhaps? So, how do you kill bugs?

 

[DJDarque]

I kill bugs with whatever weapon I have available to me, and without mercy.

 

[Flailing Escapist]

I spray an entire can of bug spray in their face..
And then I set it on fire

 

[theonlyblaze2]

Depends on the bug.
If we are talking about ants, I go with a shoe or sandal.
Spiders get the boot or a piece of toilet paper.
Bees, wasps, and hornets get hunted down like they were worth their weight in gold. I will not sleep until they are dead and the body has been verified by a loved one(who is then killed because it is a dirty bee).

Would also like to point out that this is only if they are in my room. Outside or anywhere else in my house, they just get caught and released.

 

[Super Toast]

With the flamethrower I keep under my bed.

 

[PlasmaFrog]

I generally go by my golden standard; if it's avoiding me, then I avoid it.

 

[baconsarnie]

A glass/jar mostly filled with orange juice works a treat for wasps. Fly paper near light on the ceiling is also very effective. Small towels are good for flies, moths whatever.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

Like a BOSS!

Pretty much his. And flaming bugspray if out of reach and I happen to have a lighter handy.

 

[Ashtovo]

i gennerally adopt a "live and let live" thing with bugs. except for stink bugs. why do they have to land on my face EVERY FEW MINUTES when im trying to sleap?

I deal with them with duck tape (solves everything)

 

[Levitas1234]

I usually capture the bugs and return them to the wild. Unless it's outside and there's flying fuckers all a round me, then i pull swipe them from the sky

 

[Grand_Arcana]

I crush them beneath my heel, unless they're outside or I'm feeling hippie and peaceful-like

 

[Tiger Sora]

if they're inside I get em with toilet paper than drown them in the toilet. For flying stuff I take em out whip style with a towel. Than the 1st thing I said. Indiana Jones style.

 

[SteinFaust]

Barbecue lighter( jet, not open flame)
bottle of Ronsonol
rubber band x2
=
Flamethrower.

connect top and bottom to the lighter with rubber bands, so that the spout is above the flame jet. use the trigger to activate the jet. squeeze the Ronsonol.
strength of squeeze= range/saturation.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I have a terrible fear of bugs. If a bug gets in my room, I do not rest until it's dead. Even if it takes me all night to hunt it down. And now it's getting to be bug season again. I usually chase these things down with a can of raid in one hand and a shoe in the other, but I recently got to trade up that shoe for an electrified tennis racket my friend bought me. I just got to test it out a few minutes ago, and to summarize, my kitchen now smells like fried June bug. Pest Sith, beware, for I have found my lightsaber.

Chemicals, paper, shoes, flyswatter, newspaper, 64 palms, scattergun perhaps? So, how do you kill bugs?

The whole thing (Except the lightsaber) makes you sound exactly like my brother. EVERYTHING in the post.

OT: I dont tend to kill insects. I pretty much just get my feet off the ground and continue whatever Im doing =3

 

[Cogwheel]

Use something to pick it up and put it outside (very carefully, so I don't accidentally hurt/kill it). Often gets me stung/bitten.


Edit: And if they're harmless, I'll ignore them. This only applies to things like centipedes, spiders and so on.

 

[KOMega]

If their on the wall I just squish them.
If their flying about, I catch them with my hands.

 

[Josh Horton]

Well my room is full of spiders so I let them do all the dirty work and their payment is what they catch, otherwise they leave me alone. I have never had a bug issue at all in my room.

 

[UmJammerSully]

If they leave me alone, I leave them alone. Usually it's just moths flying in my window at night and generally being annoying so I get some tissue and squish them and throw 'em in the bin. >

 

[FalloutJack]

How do I kill bugs? Let's look at the arsenal.

HANDS: Yes, I will beat these things to death with my fists, and then go "Ewww..." as I then have to clean my hands. I have the speed and reaction ability to snatch flies out of the air at times.

CLUBBING: Newspapers, mallets, swords, sais, etc. I will take one and beat it down, then clean off whatever it was in the first place.

ZAPPO!: So, I have this thing that looks like a tennis racket, but it's a bug zapper. It's quite a bit of fun.

WATER: A hose or shower head isn't just a weapon. It's an act of god to an insect, pretty much like using an orbital laser on the Earth...made of water.

However, exceptions must apply. Here is how I kill this goddamn motherfucking STINK BUGS...

THE TOILET: Stink bugs must never be crushed, and probably not handled bare-handed because of the stink they let off that attracts MORE stink bugs. So, I take some tissue or other equivalent, grab 'em, and flush. Sometimes I piss on 'em before I flush, because...well...they piss me off. Suffice to say, this is one of the most acceptable ways to kill them that I've seen online, but I didn't even need the internet to tell me that.