How you want the world to end.
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I want Democrats to be sooooo uptight they will hold in there farts and combust ,then therefor setting the trees on fire and starting a HUGE WILD FIRE caused by...."gas" and there will be no way to contain it....also there will be Zombie monkeys with great swords wearing speedos and singing "we are men in tights"
Huh, I vote that God, in a bid to prove the jaded masses of his continued existence manifests himself (probably in America, cos that's where just about everything happens in the movies), catches a cold and destroys the world accidentally when he sneezes. The only way to survive would be for the entire world to shout out 'Bless you!' at the same time, creating a nullifying shock wave both spiritual and physical.
Or zombies. Or Aliens, released onto our planet by a conspiracy between a corrupt weapons corporation and a mysterious technologically advanced race that thrives on hunting.
Or zombies. Or Aliens, released onto our planet by a conspiracy between a corrupt weapons corporation and a mysterious technologically advanced race that thrives on hunting.
A Ragnarok with one twist. After the surviving gods climb out of the wreckage, they elevate the possible hundred-some mortals hiding in their basements playing video games while waiting for the world to end to godhood, thus ensuring nerd control of the cosmos.
Currently I'm feeling the need for the world to end by slowly freezing over just to annoy all of those global warming fanatics and to really annoy people who dislike temperatures below 3000 kelvin and need to stick a scarf on when they open the fridge.
Otherwise it would have to be something really interesting, none of this 'mankind will destroy itself' silliness. Maybe someone will attempt to breed a new kind of cow that produces more meat faster and eats nothing but pollution and accidentally ends up bringing back dinosaur zombies that spew horrible face-eating bacteria and everyone has to escape to Australia and seek salvation with Yahtzee who doesn't care and kicks everyone out to face the rampaging dinosaurs whilst writing up the whole event and selling the story to EA (who by this time have bought every developer in the world) who will manage to release several hundred 'unique' titles by the end of this paragraph but exchanging the dinosaurs with John Madden and the face-eating bacteria with Tiger Woods. Or something like that I imagine.
And in response to the previous suggestion, I am led to believe that only two humans survive Ragnarok =P Just hope it's not two blokes.
Otherwise it would have to be something really interesting, none of this 'mankind will destroy itself' silliness. Maybe someone will attempt to breed a new kind of cow that produces more meat faster and eats nothing but pollution and accidentally ends up bringing back dinosaur zombies that spew horrible face-eating bacteria and everyone has to escape to Australia and seek salvation with Yahtzee who doesn't care and kicks everyone out to face the rampaging dinosaurs whilst writing up the whole event and selling the story to EA (who by this time have bought every developer in the world) who will manage to release several hundred 'unique' titles by the end of this paragraph but exchanging the dinosaurs with John Madden and the face-eating bacteria with Tiger Woods. Or something like that I imagine.
And in response to the previous suggestion, I am led to believe that only two humans survive Ragnarok =P Just hope it's not two blokes.
The world will not end. It will slowly sink into poverty after 2000 years. Based on the way our society is traveling, are morals will become so loose that anything will go. Soon people just will not care anymore. Todays society is always looking forward to the "New Thing" or "The New Craze". Are music, for example, we are coming full circle. People are listening to anything thats different, even if its not even good. That is why people like rap and metal. No offense.
This isn't scientific at all, by the time the sun grows to a red giant we would be engulfed either due to it's since or it's massive gravity field, also when stars die they implode (supposedly never really seen it myself) therefore assuming we survive everything to this stage it would have the same mass and we would freeze), but still rotate around the sun. Until it subjugated enough asteroids/other mass to pull in mercury and of course earth.axia777 said:
Personally I would liek the zombie apocalyspe.
This is how I know the world is going to end!
Me and Radelaide meet, but unfortunately the universe can't handle that much awesomeness in one place so it implodes. And NewClassic waves at us as he's sucked into the void.
The end is nigh! Say your farewells to your friends and family. You have 6 days.
Me and Radelaide meet, but unfortunately the universe can't handle that much awesomeness in one place so it implodes. And NewClassic waves at us as he's sucked into the void.
The end is nigh! Say your farewells to your friends and family. You have 6 days.
for the sun to turn into a black hole. we all have to die sometime at least it would be interesting.
Having all of the atoms in the universe suddenly ceasing to exist. There's no pain, no worrying about it beforehand, and no horrific aftermath. Just existence one minute, and nonexistence the next.
Although one has to hope that if the world is going to end this way, then the afterlife (if there is one) will still exist despite the lack of atoms in the universe. I guess it's more of a metaphysical thing anyway.....
Although one has to hope that if the world is going to end this way, then the afterlife (if there is one) will still exist despite the lack of atoms in the universe. I guess it's more of a metaphysical thing anyway.....
ok that is just really funnyvivadelkitty said:
Some sort of alien invasion. maybe the zerg from starcraft. Or better yet, the x-parasites from metroid fusion. We wouldn't even know it is happening!
For every main character from every god awful video game to come to life and annoy us until the world decides to kill itself.