How You Would Fix [insert company name here]
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I'd fix Microsoft to make Xbox Live free (you're not really paying for anything special). I'd also fix Rare so that they'd re-release Perfect Dark (N64) on XBLA sooner.
Nintendo. and to do that i'd murder the entirety of Nintendo of America.
Because most casual games are made to appeal more to american audiences. Just like in pokemon, making the rival a nice, friendly guy instead of an asshole because tupperware soccer moms thought it was a bad influence. Just like they replaced Kris, a self reliant but friendly girl with the look and attitude of a respectable pokemon trainer. Now we get soul, who's made more for "today's audience" running around half dressed and trying to pretend at being a competant trainer while asking Gold or Silver or the little bug boy to hold her hand while she catches the mean little rattata
I'd make a small office within Nintendo dedicated to translating the game to other languages, and making the game pass censorship standards.
Sure we'd lose out on a lot of... actually... i can't imagine anything we'd lose. Maybe an extra 2 weeks to a month longer for release dates but that's it.
Because most casual games are made to appeal more to american audiences. Just like in pokemon, making the rival a nice, friendly guy instead of an asshole because tupperware soccer moms thought it was a bad influence. Just like they replaced Kris, a self reliant but friendly girl with the look and attitude of a respectable pokemon trainer. Now we get soul, who's made more for "today's audience" running around half dressed and trying to pretend at being a competant trainer while asking Gold or Silver or the little bug boy to hold her hand while she catches the mean little rattata
I'd make a small office within Nintendo dedicated to translating the game to other languages, and making the game pass censorship standards.
Sure we'd lose out on a lot of... actually... i can't imagine anything we'd lose. Maybe an extra 2 weeks to a month longer for release dates but that's it.
I would fix Target by decentralizing power(from Minneapolis) giving STLs DTLs and group leaders the say in how things work rather than everything being based on a prototype store or HQ. Eliminate 1 etl from each store and make AP TL only. Keep unions out, streamline the process of logistics(flow is not the fastest way), allow stores to set their available hours.(when metrics fall as much as they have then obviously you need more ppl on the floor) Eliminate the "smart sort" system, what a pain in the ass and time sink that is. I would fix the PDAs so you can toggle between item search and RF aps without having to log in again and go through 3 menus. I would fix electronics and the camera boat.(so you don't have to train ppl about cameras). Eliminate team huddles (save an hour or two of man hours). I would increase pay for those in contact with guest.( I have the math worked out)
Lol and know one knows what I'm talking about, just ranting.
Lol and know one knows what I'm talking about, just ranting.
