Human Animal cross breed

[Florion]

Tails sound cool until you realize you can never comfortably wear pants again.

And then it's hard to think of a cool animal that doesn't have a tail...

hrm.

I guess I'd have to be fused with Hello Kitty so I could take over the world with my adorabling.

 

[GrinningManiac]

Theasaurus: The Clever Dinosaur!

On a "serious" note: Orangutan, specifically, the Librarian from Discworld

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Bat. it would just pwn. Fly around at night, supersonic hearing.

 

[LockHeart]

I'd probably go for a wolf: good sense of smell, good eyesight, good hearing, can run forever, can scare people shitless in the night and can call his mates to come and tear you into bite-sized chunks.

 

[Gebi10000]

a dragon woulb be nice, but i'll have to go with bat till then

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

A squid. So I can look like Cthulu bitches!

 

[Saint Dillon]

I'd take an eagle.

Wings would be awesome, I'd love to pimp-hand someone with my wing and I'd have the best party-entrance ever.

This.

 

[Death_Korps_Kommissar]

Well, I'd like to have a hummingbird's flight abilities which are equivalent to a helicopters, but then an eagle has cooler wings.
Cat features are also good, excellent climbing (except for coming down), good eyes in darkness.
But a wolverine would be pretty cool, fear no man or animal that came up against me.
But it would be cool to be maybe an otter, as I love to swim.

But if I had to choose one, then it would have to be a cat as I wouldn't stand out as much as I would if I had eagle's wings.

But if you took the hummingbirds wings you'd have to constantly flap your wings or you'd die as that is how they beat their heart.

OT: Probably a bat or a wolf.
Bat for the awesome wings and echo-location.
And wolf so I could be like the lycan from underworld. Freakin awesome were-wolfs they were.

 

[Kajt]

A wolf. Just because I like the look of them.

 

[G1eet]

A waterbear so that I could survive a nuclear blast.

Or a Cave Bear for brute strength.

 

[Irridium]

A bear.

Because its a fucking bear.

 

[ssgt splatter]

Tentacle Monster.

You don't even want to ask what I'd use my powers for.

I got a pretty good idea. I visit those sites once a week too.

extra long tongue

Fucking disgusting.

I'd get myself injected with the genes of a Terentatek. Then I'd wreak havoc on all the Force-sensitives.

Uhh, what's a Terentatek? I'm assuming it's part of the Star Wars universe because of the "Force-sensitives" part, but still, what is it?

 

[archi-p]

if they can be mythical then a pheonix;
if not then you are evil,
and a weener dog
built for badger hunt'n

 

[archi-p]

the hyper-chicken from futurama
wheres my cookie
double choclate chip please

 

[The_ModeRazor]

A bear, of course.
Very strong, and very badass.

 

[UAProxy]

... Go ahead, take a wild guess.

A bear, of course.
Very strong, and very badass.

Not to mention pretty damn sturdy. And, er... Cute and fluffy and huggable. According to 75% of females. Or maybe they were referring to me. Bear is my nickname, after all.

Not that these thoughts can become reality. At least not legally. [http://www.cc.org/commentary/democrat_landrieu_and_republican_brownback_intend_stop_humananimal_hybrids]

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Tentacle Monster.

You don't even want to ask what I'd use my powers for.

I got a pretty good idea. I visit those sites once a week too.

extra long tongue

Fucking disgusting.

I'd get myself injected with the genes of a Terentatek. Then I'd wreak havoc on all the Force-sensitives.

Uhh, what's a Terentatek? I'm assuming it's part of the Star Wars universe because of the "Force-sensitives" part, but still, what is it?

It's a big evil thing that eats jedis. It looks like some reptile. But you should just google it.