Human History in 6 words

[Nostalgia Ripoff]

"Curiosity killed the cat. Humans too."

 

[JamesStone]

Booga, Bluga, I am a retard!

 

[JamesStone]

Let´s fuck this shit up, okay?

 

[TraderJimmy]

"Wow, what a bunch of assholes."

But then, some of us are Denis Leary assholes and that's alright.

Think you mean Louis CK assholes

Nah, I dunno who came up with it. But I like Louis CK more, so I tend to believe him. Doesn't really matter though.

 

[Mstrswrd]

"Wow... we like war alot, don't we..."

 

[Oilerfan92]

Wow, we really fucked up huh ?

I'm really cynical about humanity in general if you can't tell.

 

[Geekosaurus]

Five words, huh? Erm...damn!

 

[Sacman]

Sex, drugs, rock and roll, dead...

 

[emeraldrafael]

Always looking on the Bright side

Shit may go down, stuff may get fucked up, but people are always looking on the bright side.

 

[Atmos Duality]

People fucking over other people, forever.

 

[Sigmund Av Volsung]

'NOT a massive waste of time'

 

[Frotality]

kill.
sex.
rinse.
repeat.
???
profit.

so far as i can tell, thats human philosophy on survival in a nutshell.

well...maybe kill and sex should be switched.

 

[GeorgW]

Man is born, fucks up world.

 

[klaynexas3]

god dammit, we sure fucked up

 

[VuvuZelaMan]

Some stuff happens, good and bad.

EDIT: A better one:

Good from bad, bad from good.

 

[Th37thTrump3t]

Fucked up beyond all rational thought... Pretty much sums it up for me.

 

[tigermilk]

Women treated badly, pretty much universally.

 

[eggy32]

Some shit happened, then some more.

 

[Nouw]

People doing nice and bad things.

Sums it up pretty nicely right?

 

[vento 231]

We rock, I hate you all.
We're better, and we know it
I'm better than you, so die.
America!!!