Human History in 6 words

[Michailov]

rotten eggs defines us all.

 

[Kris015]

Stupid talking monkeys killing each other

 

[Davey Woo]

History, all them fuckers be dead!

That was my advice to anyone taking a History exam a couple of years ago.

 

[Kenko]

Human history is pointless and irrelevant.

 

[Bohemian Waltz]

Fuck, Kill, Take, Hate, Love, Die.

 

[cubikill]

Humanity not evil, just learning.
or
War is not all we are.

 

[Hawkeye16]

"Shit got fucked the fuck up"

 

[supermariner]

from let's say 2000 bc to 2000 ad:

"invasion, rape, pillage, industrial revolution, invasion"

 

[Jedoro]

Monster, victim, witness: which are you?

Tallest man is last one standing.

What doesn't kill us, dies horribly.

 

[quiet_samurai]

We made lots of neat stuff.

or

We like to fuck shit up

A bit contradictory, but oh well.

 

[Serenegoose]

A footnote to My magnificence, insect.


Those 6 words fit far better, if you ask me.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

Not as Awesome as Dragonball Z.

Calumon: Stuff Happened. Who cares? Eat Cake! ^^

 

[SSoneill]

"I don't like you very much"

 

[Cain_Zeros]

We did shit, so did they.

 

[Red Right Hand]

"Fucking the little guy's shit up."

I feel that's a particularly relevant and precise way of putting it.

 

[ReincarnatedFTP]

hunting stuff, farming stuff, industrial stuff

 

[pendragon177]

"All started with a big bang."

 

[HerrBobo]

Food. Sex. War. Money. Law.

 

[Ham_authority95]

Apes.

Intelligence.

Hunters.

Farmers.

Innovation.

Change.

I think this suits us well.

 

[Ham_authority95]

Human history is pointless and irrelevant.

This one made me laugh.