Humanity will be destroyed in approximately 3 hours

Kushin

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Ladies and Gentlemen, an extinction level event will take place in 3 hours. No current technology is enough to survive. Martial law has been implemented but the armed forces are sparsely spread, so police are a non-issue; non-specific and suggestible riots are common; so any material security will eventually cave.

What are you going to do?
 

Ir0n Squid

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I believe I speak for a large percentage of the male population when I say: Procreation... With anything in sight... anything FEMALE that is... hmmm, thats it. =/
 

ChocoFace

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i'd confess every lie i've recently told.
And for the other 2 hours and 59 minutes - sex.
 

Acidmokolord

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Oh, wait, I get it now.

I would go up to the girl I like and just.....yeah.

And if she's all like, "Matt, what the hell are you doing?"

I'll be all like, "It's the end of humanity, what did you excpect? Do you excpect us to just bundybundybundy..... ?"
 

RatRace123

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Have sex with anything, and carry around a large blunt object to aid in that quest.
Or use the large blunt object on people I don't like... and then have sex with them.

Is it wrong that when the appocalypse comes I immediately snap to being Caligula?
 

TeeBs

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Being a life long agnostic masturbate for 2 hours and then pray for forgiveness, you know just in caseys.
 

Disaster Button

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Why on Earth would martial law me implemented if we only have 3 hours left to live. Surely it would take longer than 3 hours to have the message and orders disseminated.

But I would probably go tell that one person that I love them. Then spend the last hour with as many family members as possible.
 

Jelly ^.^

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Acidmokolord said:
Bundybundybundybundybundybundybundybundy.

Agreed wholeheartedly. It's a good thing we live in the only country in the world which can competently produce half-decent rum.
 

Sun Flash

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I shall put the kettle on, Keep Calm and Carry On. It's the British thing to do.

*buffers monocle*

Anyone for a spot of Cricket?
 

Acidmokolord

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Jelly ^.^ said:
Acidmokolord said:
Bundybundybundybundybundybundybundybundy.

Agreed wholeheartedly. It's a good thing we live in the only country in the world which can competently produce half-decent rum.
That's right, we can bundy while we drink Bundy.
 

Xpwn3ntial

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RatRace123 said:
Have sex with anything, and carry around a large blunt object to aid in that quest.
Or use the large blunt object on people I don't like... and then have sex with them.

Is it wrong that when the apocalypse comes I immediately snap to being Caligula?
No. It is very funny.

OT: I would make a few phone calls to people and then
Go on a blood frenzy.

What?
 

emeraldrafael

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Gather friends and come to terms with my death, then play a game of street hockey or street (american) football.
 

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Probably spend the time playing with or hugging my sister, there's nothing I can think of doing that would be more worthwhile (and that includes sex)...

Also, reading some of the above posts here, keeping anyone else other than family or friends away from her!
 

Socius

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I'll go get my girflriend, get laid and tell her I love her, being romantic and a gentleman.
Then I'll place a sofa on the top of a tall building, sit there in a suit,
drinking some really expensive scotch enoying the show.
Thats an elegent way to go, and a very -me- thing to do.
 

JemothSkarii

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I'd just probably sit on my laptop and write a romantic about my girlfriend and I...In the last 10 minutes mail it off, send her a couple of messages, and sigh.