Humorous Thread

[AceDefective]

Ok None of these catch on but i'm determined
Alright Funny Stories,Pictures,and videos Lets see what you got
I'll start with something not so funny

Spoiler: Korean Fried Chicken Commercial

Alright i'll be back with more
[sub] lets hope this works this time [/sub]

 

[samster284]

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender goes: "Why the long face?"
Ok that was lame.

 

[Scde2]

For those who've played the Mass Effect games:

Spoiler

 

[AceDefective]

Ok most of you have probably seen this

Spoiler: Shining Recut trailer

It is very well done though

Spoiler: this one is a surprise

 

[Simple Bluff]

These 2 blind fellas decide to travel the world by hot - air balloon. But they're blind, see, so the only way to know where they are is to stick their arm out the balloon.

Anyway, a few hours in, they check what's outside the balloon, and they find sand.

"Huh", one says to the other, "We must be in a desert".

After more time passes, they try again, only to find their arms are wet.

"We must be near water".

So, finally, they stick their arm out again... but when they check it, they find their watches are missing.

"Ah", one exclaims, "We must be in Limerick!"

GUFFAW

(... wait, why would blind people wear watches?)

 

[Skorpyo]

OP, I believe you took the commercial that I was supposed to put here.

In that case, I'll just use this.

 

[Gunsang]

Ok most of you have probably seen this

Spoiler: Shining Recut trailer

It is very well done though

I love these things. Here's another one.

Spoiler: Scary Mary Recut trailer

It's funny if you've seen Mary Poppins.

 

[Gunsang]

Oops, double post.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

What did the redneck farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

Spoiler

Where's my tractor?

 

[AceDefective]

Heres a prank call

Spoiler

 

[Jezzeh]

Humorous thread is humorous.

I got nothin'. But I shall go wander about and see what I discover... Expect a post edit.

 

[Burwood123]

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender goes: "Why the long face?"

To which the horse replies, "My alcoholism is destroying my family"

 

[AceDefective]

Ok most of you have probably seen this

Spoiler: Shining Recut trailer

It is very well done though

I love these things. Here's another one.

Spoiler: Scary Mary Recut trailer

It's funny if you've seen Mary Poppins.

Yea these things are awesome here is one more

Spoiler: You me and Dupree

 

[Les Awesome]

a man walks into a bar
he's dead
I was that man

 

[Hosker]

This is brilliant

Also go watch Hard Gay on youtube.

 

[Daffy F]

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender goes: "Why the long face?"

To which the horse replies, "My alcoholism is destroying my family"

I heard one like this:
"A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: 'Why the long face?' The horse replies: 'My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer. She has 2 weeks"

 

[AceDefective]

Gay Top Gun

Spoiler

 

[Best of the 3]

Spoiler: And pretty much everything else this guy does, too

I'll have to agree with you there

Spoiler

Tim Minchin is also fantastic:

Spoiler

 

[Broken Orange]

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? if they flew over a bay, they would be called bagels.

 

[SimuLord]

Can't go wrong with Chris Rock

Spoiler: how not to get yo'ass kicked by the police