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I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
Ruffythepirate said:
Take brackets-[,] These and then put img in them then the url of the image then /img in a bracket at the end like
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No problem this Thread should help you in the future thoughRuffythepirate said:liamlemon7 said:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.55865-BBcode-and-you#410569
Two guys are sitting at a bar 20 stories high. One's just sitting there minding his own business and the other one is being a really obnoxious douche. After about an hour, the quiet dude has had enough and says to the obnoxious guy," Hey why don't you go jump out that window?!"
The other guy says alright and jumps out the window. 20 minutes later, the obnoxious guy comes in through the door, sits down next to the first guy and starts drinking again. The first guy says," How the fuck did you survive that?!"
"Oh, it's this drink I was having. One swig and and you can withstand anything." So the first guy takes a swig, gets, up, and jumps out of the window. The bartender turns to the second guy and says, " you know Superman, you're a dick when you're drunk."
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The other guy says alright and jumps out the window. 20 minutes later, the obnoxious guy comes in through the door, sits down next to the first guy and starts drinking again. The first guy says," How the fuck did you survive that?!"
"Oh, it's this drink I was having. One swig and and you can withstand anything." So the first guy takes a swig, gets, up, and jumps out of the window. The bartender turns to the second guy and says, " you know Superman, you're a dick when you're drunk."
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